I’m sorry folks but you can’t tell me Kristin isn’t doing this on purpose. First of all I hear that she blew a guy at 13 years old. Second of all she’s a famous, hot celebrity who knows that the Paparazzi is hiding around every single corner of every single block. Then she just happens to bend over showing some cleavage? Sounds like a superstar to me.

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Kristin Cavallari Sucked a Guy off at 13 - Drunkenstepfather

Ron Jeremy Joining the March Madness - Busted Coverage

Butterface but a great ass - Don Chavez

Eva Herzigova: Enough Said - COED Magazine

A “Masculine” Genital Hair Remover? - Attuworld

Weekly Installment of Babes - Flabber

Lindsay Lohan “Poking Through” - Dirty Rotten (NSFW)

Tori Spelling Not Human in this Pic - Holy Taco

Come on Clooney, You’re Better than that! - Bitten and Bound

Sexiest Woman in the World? - On205th

Two Chicks and One Police Man - Macgsworld

Duke is the Gayest Team Ever - Next Round

“The Hills” getting a little risque - Tasty Booze

Erin Andrews Vs. Jennifer Sterger - The Big Lead

Don’t Care about the Tourney - Epic Carnival

Update on Jamie Lynn Spears - Blog of Hilarity

A look at Roselyn Sanchez - Cuzoogle

The Amy Winehouse Transformation - Brahsome

You Know You’re a Tool If….. - BBI

Well, as you all know Maria Kanellis is yet another WWE Diva to grace the pages of Playboy. Of course I have the link to the photo shoot. And you guys all know how fond I am of her counterpart Candice Michelle. Candice is currently the logo of this site. So you’ll have to forgive me when I add how disappointed I am in her Myspace Profile. I mean seriously Maria. Get your head in the game. The profile has like 6 pictures. Two are half decent and the rest is filled with horny losers commenting on how hot she is. That is not an Official Myspace page damnet. If you are ambitious enough to work with Hugh Hefner, at least be willing to put some party shots, WWE shots, something, anything to promote yourself on one of the most popular social networks in existence. On the other hand, just keep taking your clothes off and you’ll be fine.

Don’t get me wrong. I truly love pictures like this. I’ll take a sexy shot any day of the week. However, as I’ve pointed out, personal pictures are most definitely a plus. I need some behind the scenes. I need some drunkenness. I need Maria getting down with some chick in a bar or at least pouring beer on said chick’s face. I need something to remind me that all of the things I hope and pray that Maria does behind the scenes actually can and will happen.

You’ll be hearing me use this term more often and I’m gonna lay it on you right now: Uncoached. Uncoached refers to things in this world that simply can’t be taught. There are certainly God given talents that we all must marvel at in our lives. For some, it’s the ability to hit an important free throw at the end of a game. For others it could be computing a complex math problem in a matter of seconds. For others? For Maria more importantly? It her ass. That ass is simply uncoached.

Looks like Maria is about to entice the crowd a little bit. I’ve never actually seen any of the WWE divas in action. Given that Candice Michelle and Maria are two of the ladies, I might have to start watching this crap. Look at those legs….also uncoached by the way.

I’m not going to deny it. I’m a big sucker for baby blue.

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A. You just gotta love college. B. You just gotta love the fact that whenever there is any excuse to get completely drunk, inappropriate, or even naked, the youth of America will not run, they will sprint at that chance. Take this fruity bandanna guy here. He doesn’t even realize that he’s holding on to a transsexual. You just have to love March Madness. It might as well be a holiday. Between baseball drafts, the college games, and Good Friday, this entire week should have been a vacation.

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Let the Madness March on - Busted Coverage

A Glimpse into the future of Jessica Alba - Attuworld

It’s New Jersey’s Bag day! - Don Chavez

Hot Chicks Playing Guitar Hero - Flabber

A Reminder of Some Florida Sexy Time - Loser with Socks

The Models of “Deal or no Deal” - COED Magazine

There’s a Reason Spitzer dropped 80 G’s - Holy Taco

Kardashian’s Pooper Has an Address? - Dirty Rotten

Kristen Cavallari Gives us a Peek - Drunkenstepfather

I Love Billy Packer’s Senility - Next Round

Vagina Used to Hide Car Keys - Tasty Booze

Gina Carano and her mean, sexy self to fight - On205th

Best Use of Photoshop Award for March 20 - Epic Carnival

Dana Bolina: Amazing Rack - BBI (NSFW)

Tara Reid in Lingerie: Eh - Bitten and Bound

Some Texas Honeys - Brahsome

I’ve decided that Today’s Twelve and Ten or whatever number I choose to have is kind of gay. Whatever I find on the web, I find. Whatever I want to link to I’ll link to. And that’s just how it is, period. So enjoy. That and hi guys!

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Francis Making Money for doing nothing - Busted Coverage

Fertility Festival has some “big” props - Asylum

Miss COED - Catrinel Menghia - COED Magazine

Kardashian Sporting some Panties - Attworld

Somebody loves Stacy Keibler - Hottie Hunter

Hilary Duff has My Vote for being hot - Dirty Rotten

The Japanese Really need some Spanish Fly - Holy Taco

Man These Guys are Pathetic- Tasty Booze

Audrina Partridge Naked Pics - On205th (NSFW)

FUS Cowgirl Makes Brock Horny - Macgsworld

Florida Marlins Mermaids - Damn - Epic Carnival

Larry Bowa, Still Crazy - Loser With Socks

Cheryl Tweedy is Humpty - Next Round

Man I love Aria Giovanni - Bitten and Bound

Jamie Lynn Sigler Wearing some boots - BBI

Donald Trump Getting Down Underage Style - Don Chavez

Adriana Lima Gets Naked for GQ - Drunkenstepfather

Put it this way. As long as the baby doesn’t come out having a head the size of Quentin Tarantino then I think we’re fine here. I would assume that Jason Kidd has at least read something in relation to the size of his son’s head right? We’ve been saying this stuff ever since the kid attended his first basketball game. Well, I hope that the mesh of genes of Kidd and Hope Dworaczyk produce a more stable and proportional child. I was quite pleased to find that Hope actually has a Myspace Page. It’s not the greatest in the world but at least it gave me an excuse to put her up here. And she most certainly deserves to be up here. I tell ya, Kidd ain’t the prettiest guy in the world but he most certainly knows how to pick ‘em. I guess it helps being a millionaire and having ridiculous court vision.

Alright, since we don’t know shit about Hope let’s try and focus on Mr. Kidd here for a moment. Dare I turn this article into a sports article? The Mavericks of Dallas do not have a shot to win the title with Kidd. Don’t get me wrong, I think Jason Kidd is a phenomenal player. He’s probably my most respected crappy shooter player of all time. P.S. I can’t stand guys that can’t shoot but in Kidd’s case I’ve come to respect someone who can completely lift a team like he does. He’s a leader, a fantastic open court player and he knows players better then they know themselves. Having said all that, Dallas just doesn’t have the pieces. Nowitski is a pussy come playoff time, and even if he isn’t they’ll always have front line trouble. Now you’re talking Phoenix with Shaq and Amare? Forget it Dallas. Plus the addition of Kurt Thomas makes the Spurs that much better. Kidd would have been psyched if he were a Laker. However, Bynum would have been gone and the Lakers wouldn’t have been too happy.

I’m pretty upset that most of the pictures I have are in black and white. It would have been nice if Hope made herself a real mypace page. You know, the kind that I usually like to exploit. The kind that’s filled with drunken pictures, hot chicks licking each other and acting like idiots. I see none of this on Hope’s page. It’s a crying shame.

Yay! Another model shot! Who cares????

Well, that’s one hell of a model shot. That one’s allowed.

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