Apr 01 2008
She calls herself “Holly Lolly,” at least according to her Myspace Profile. Apparently Holly here is an Olly girl. I have no idea what that is nor do I really care. I know the Olly rhymes with Holly and Lolly. I know that Holly is also apparently dating Ryan Seacrest. He’s who I’d call the “Hardest working man in show business.” No one takes it to the max job wise like Seacrest does. There’s also no chance this guy is straight. Although his performance in “Knocked up” gave him a little hope. I actually thought the guy was pretty funny in that. I will say this. If the dude is straight, I suppose Holly “Lolly” Huddleston is a fine girl to start with. I also suppose that this article better get better pretty fast or I’ll simply lose interest in myself. By the way here’s another profile on her in case you guys care. Not sure where the name Holly Hilton came from though.
From her profile: “I am a total nerd. I love to laugh and I love people who can make me smile more than anything. I love a good home cooked meal and I love laying by the pool or lake in the hot sun not caring about anything but ‘am I burning? do I need sunblock?’ LOL” Did I mention that I needed this article to get better? Forgive me, it’s just gotten a hell of a lot worse. Mr. Seacrest. What are you doing bud? Sounds like this girl has the intelligence of a peanut. Then again Ryan, you probably have about 10 minutes of spare time in a given 24 hour period and you most certainly don’t need big talker in your life. Something tells me Holly isn’t the biggest talker.
And something tells me that Ryan Seacrest might not be looking for a big talker. Just a quick question. What kind of experience would it be hanging out with this guy? Where would you go? What kind of video games would you play? What game codes would you exchange? Or would you wind up with three girls dressed in body paint? If this guy is banging girls like this then it’s time for me to perm my hair and dress from the 80′s.
Seems about right.
That seems even more right.