Apr 02 2008
Ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to present Nicole. I’ve searched far and wide and cannot for the life of me find her last name. Rumor has it she was a former Maryland Terps Cheerleader and another rumor has it she was banging the little seedling of the legendary easy swing, easily drug induced, beloved Met and Yankee Darryl Strawberry. Yes, DJ, those are some big shoes to fill but if you just keep a low profile, giant sized breasts like that of our newly beloved Nicole here will be yours night after night. For the record, this girl is not good looking. For another record, I’d like to bang this girl more so than most hotter girls. Why? Well, you can tell this girl gets shitcanned more often that not. And speaking of cans…done. And quite frankly she just has that look. You know, the blow job look. This girls been practicing that art since she was born. It’s just there in her eyes. We need confirmation from DJ but I know I’m right on this one. By the way, here’s her Myspace Profile.
P.S. I believe I’ve used the term CFC (Cruising for Cock) here before. Well I’m using it again. Can’t you just see Nicole strutting around in a bar looking for a dick to suck? I can. Even though she’s not fat at all, she does give off a somewhat heavier vibe. No doubt she’s been freaked about it for years, thus she stays on the thinner side (for her) and emphasizes herself from the waste up. My guess? You get to titty fuck her the first night. I just can’t see it any other way. And let us not forget about the title of this article.
Nicole needs a reality show. And here’s why. Every single guy in the country that watches MTV or any other of those reality crap shows will look at this girl and say “eh, she not that hot but man I want to bang her.” On the flip side, every girl in the country will look at her and say “ugh, she’s not even pretty, and she’s such a slut. I can’t believe they let her on TV.” That, my friends, is exactly the kind of reaction you want out of a crowd to get ratings. I need my own television channel. Brock TV – where dreams really do come true.
Is it me or could Nicole pass for a 40 year old? Now if she really were 40 then I think my dream in life would be laid out pretty clearly. Find a 40 year old woman like this and bang her for the rest of your life. Pretty easy goal in life. That said, Nicole is 24 and looks 40 which really isn’t that good a quality to have.
Ah DJ. You da man.