Apr 09 2008
So I first came across this little vixen on Flickr having seen a picture of her thinking she was just some incredibly hot young girl posting her stuff online. Then of course I come across the Myspace Profile and see that it’s the same girl. Then what do I see? Her name is Melissa Midwest and she has her own solo site. So then I figure since she has her own “solo” site that I’d entitle this article “I hope Melissa Midwest Goes Hardcore.” Well, surely after that I find this amazing clip of her. No this isn’t a clip of her having sex or giving head. You can find those on your own. Simply type in the name “Melissa Midwest” into any search engine and you’ll see plenty of stuff. If you don’t know how to do this by now then you are one of the saddest people on earth. So back to Melissa Midwest or Melissa Harrington as her real name implies. Harrington exudes the girl next door look but she ain’t the innocent farm girl that it looks like she is.
Harrington has already been arrested four times for her websites. She’s practicing internet porn in Arkansas, right in the heart of the bible belt, and some people are none too pleased. Harrington is originally from Lincoln Nebraska and might I add that homegrown look is exactly what us I mean you internet porn freaks usually look for. It’s funny because I’d imagine that Melissa started off simply taking nude shots of herself. She posted a few and realized that “hey, this is making some money.” Then she realized, “hmm, let me show my vagina.” Then memberships really started to soar. Then Melissa probably realized “hey, let me stick a dick in here and there and we’ll see where this thing goes.”
Well it’s going alright. I’m guessing Melissa is close to being a millionaire and I’m hoping she’s that much closer to making a few scenes with Peter North or TT Boy. Notice I went old school with the names. These new males in the industry. Whatever man. Just big cocks with no personality. The old guys knew what was up. Jon Dough, Ron Jeremy, even Randy West and his mullet. That’s what it was all about back then. Great acting. I’m sure any of these dudes would make a kick ass scene with Melissa here. Tell you what. If Melissa reads this article I will offer my services, do a scene with her, break my nudity streak on this site and publish the scene for all the world to see. Come on Melissa. I know this article will get to you and I know my readers want to see what I look like. Whatever man, I just want to bang Melissa Harrington.
But doesn’t she just have a kind of “eternal” name? Melissa Midwest. I mean just say it. I could easily see her still doing this well into her forties. Dare I say the next Marilyn Chambers? Has anyone seen Marilyn Chambers recently? Is she still doing scenes? What is she like 55 years old? Yeah I’d still hit it just to say I did.
We love you Melissa. Keep rockin’ on. And let’s just hope we see the title “AVN Newcomer of the Year” in the near future.