Apr 10 2008
Wait a second here. Wait just a god damned minute. You mean to tell me that in the one place that I hold dear, where the southern girls flow like a water sports movie and they’re extra hospitable, that a guido and guidette crowd exist? That my friends is in Austin Texas? I mean I know Austin is a hip, young, happening place, but come on.
It’s still Texas and as far as I’m concerned Texas should be blond girls that smile a lot. Tiff (and I wish you could here me speak that name with exaggeration) is a 19 year old bad girl who thinks she’s much cooler than she is. What’s her tag line in her Myspace Profile? “I’m back so deal with it.” Hmm, I can honestly say that makes me want to puke.
She also has a ridiculous looking boyfriend which I will happily add to the pictures section. All I can say is that I weep for the future. That said I’d really like to punish this girl in the bedroom. She’s a perfect hate fuck candidate.
Definitely from behind and definitely a lot of “pull my hair and smack my ass” type of stuff. Should I be saying this about a 19 year old? Sure. People were probably saying similar stuff about Jennifer Capriati when she made her Wimbledon run at the age of 14. I’ve said my piece.