Apr 17 2008
But that doesn’t mean I think it’s a bad thing. This is Sandra and she’s your typical talking shit on her Myspace Profile, very hot, very fake, sex kitten. I see many failed relationships here. A ton of stress. A ton of problems. And basically a ton of amazing, mindless sex that would only put my head into a complete tailspin.
She’s definitely the type that doesn’t pay attention to you and only pays attention to when you call her fat. She’ll also pay attention to you when you critique a show like “Access Hollywood.”
That said I don’t know Sandra and realize that my only ambition would be to have sexy time with her. So perhaps my making fun of her is making her self conscious thus making her think about me.
See what I’m doing here? Sandra, you know you want this. You’re fat! Yeah I said it.