She’s 24, she calls herself Kacie Lynn and she’s from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Sounds like a promising start to me.

And while Southern girls are usually a big plus, the pictures you are about to see give off a very shaky, “I hang out with real turds” kind of vibe. It’s a shame when a girl this hot subjects herself to saying things like “I have a huge crush on Channing Tatum so if you look like him please message me.”

Come to think of it, her teeth are a little bucked. I’d like to see her pose naked on a horse. That or have her make me a Shrimp Po’ Boy down on the Bayou.

Hell of a body though

This is the kind of woman who in one night would change you for the rest of your life. Can you even imagine how her parents must have raised her? By the way, who the hell is Jodie Marsh? It would appear she’s a professional party animal and certainly looks to be very good at her job.

The Best of Today

Jodie Marsh would eat you alive - Dirty Rotten

Fergie does Ass shots too - COED Magazine

Sideline Hottie Lisa Guerrero - Busted Coverage

Some Alumni Penn State Cheerleaders - Don Chavez

Nakedness in Allure Magazine? - On205th

Not to Toot my own horn here - Tasty Booze

More trashed Lindsay Lohan - Holy Taco

Be Careful if you watch “Gossip Girl” - Next Round

Spice Girl Mel B Doing some Lingerie - Bitten and Bound

Assclown of the Year Award - Busta Rhymes - BBI

WTF? Deadspin? - Brahsome

These Guys Hate Each Other - The Big Lead

Crazy Science Experiment - Flabber

These are some hot nerds - Asylum

How to get rid of a one night stand - Attuworld

Mucky Madison - Hot Welch Bares all - Zootday (nsfw)

As you will all see and recognize from her Myspace Profile, this girl Nicole is quite sexy. That part is obvious. What’s not so obvious is that there’s a slight resemblance to Tori Spelling.

That’s the part that scares me and brings up an important topic. If you have one gene that goes the wrong way, it’s quite easy to end up looking messed up.

Take any great looking person, slap a giant set of ears on them and poof, they never became famous. Make Brad Pitt’s nose a tad larger, Pamela Anderson flat chested, and so on.

Here’s to Model Nicole for looking a bit like Tori Spelling but having that gene that kept her from being an alien.

Thank God she had the good gene

This is Jaime Little from ESPN.  While Danica Patrick was not really impressing anyone with her racing victory, Jaime was busy winning her own Grand Prix.  Plus, Jaime is just as hot.

The Best of Today 

Jaime Little Is Hotter than Danica - Busted Coverage

Emelie Svensson should be on our radar - COED Magazine

We Can finally say “Emily Watson upskirt” - Dirty Rotten

Tila Tequila’s Video Prowess - Drunkenstepfather

Chris Simms gets a little drunk - Don Chavez

Jenna Jameson hits up the premiere of her movie - Attuworld

Diane Lane, Definitely MILF Worthy - Holy Taco

Abigail Clancy has some fine qualities - Tasty Booze

Cheryl Tweedy seems to have a cold chest - On205th

The Nick Saban Rules - Loser With Socks

Danica’s Victory ain’t shit - Next Round

Great Run in a college game - Macgsworld

How does Keith Richards do it? - Brahsome

Minka Kelly is Very Hot - BBI

Kids with guns - Flabber

Rachel McAdams is a cutie - Cuzoogle

Two things that shot out at me in her Myspace Profile: “Sometimes it’s better to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.” The second one is: “and you were given this life because you were strong enough to live it.”

Those are some pretty profound words there Miss Paige. Considering I know zero about you and those quotes were featured under pictures that show you gallivanting out in the night clubs, I’d say you haven’t really thought those quotes through, and just felt they looked pretty.

And once again, we see a hot girl who is dating a guy that spikes his hair 4 inches high, is over weight, and wears fedora hats. You gotta love America. Nice guys really do finish last.

Enjoy the pictures