Her real name is Jessika (yes with a K) and according to her, Jessika loves to curse, go to tanning beds, be a bossy bitch and “denies any females that I’m not associated with so stop trying bitches.”

Well, I guess I’m sold. This girl’s got Italian and Brazilian in her blood. She also has the attitude that I seek in the woman of my dreams. Actually no. I’d say spending five minutes with this girl might be pretty hellish.

Then again, if it were the right five minutes and I never had to talk to her again, that could actually work quite well. The fact the she “hates f*cking females” says on thing to me.

Severe emotional attachment issues. I’m guessing she lost her virginity at 13 and is trying to set the Queens record for spiked hair guys done in a two hour span.

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