One of many soccer WAG’s at this year’s Euro soccer fest

WAG’s is clearly the new MILF. If I hear the term WAG one more time. Look, it’s not that great. What is this obsession with the term WAG? Athlete’s girlfriends. I get it. Hot girls that go out with Athletes. It just doesn’t make it for me. They’re hot chicks like anything else. Now MILF’s? That term means something damnet. Find a new term.

The Twenty

WAGs of the 2008 Euro Championship Game – [COED Magazine]

Steve Levy likes to party with the older chicks – [Busted Coverage]

Laetitia Casta has sand on her breasts – [Holy Taco]

Oksana Andersson in another bikini – [Drunkenstepfather]

Maria Menounos sporting some lovely cleavage – [Dirty Rotten]

Irina Sheik is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Aimee Teegarden gives us plenty of naughty thoughts – [NS4W]

I would bang every one of these women – [Don Chavez]

Check out this baby drummer – [Flabber]

Brazilian Sex Machine Gianne Albertoni – [Cameltap]

Kelly Brook, Amongst other ridiculously hot chicks – [Bright Black Internet]

A banned ford sportka commercial – [Derober]

Mariah Carey walks her breasts…I mean puppies – [Attuworld]

Jessica Alba looks pretty good on the fairway – [Brahsome]

Stephanie McMichael is the Monday Pick me up – [Tastybooze]

Cindy Margolis is promoting her nudity – [On205th] (NSFW)

Nena Ristic is the new hottie to know about – [My Chill Pill]

Chicks with guns, enough said – [Macgsworld]

Penis shaped gummy treats from Miley Cyrus – [Blog of Hilarity]

The Brothel Bus may go out of service – [Asylum]

I could tell instantly from her Myspace Profile that this girl had to be from Long Island. Sure enough she’s 18 and goes to Cortland. She always does the classic pouty lip face thing that all these rough girls do.

But let us get to my title. I’m not saying that J.D. is amazingly hot. In fact she’s probably around a 6-7. But you know what? I’m telling you right now that a two hour time span would work out very well with a girl like this.

And that two hours spent wouldn’t even be with her. I would just watch her with her friends getting rowdy and making licking face pictures to post on their Myspace Profiles. Then after I’ve seen them have a few girly kamikaze type shots, I’d make my move.

I’d then realize that I’m almost 30 and wouldn’t have a clue what to talk about. I’d probably say something like. “So how about that Music Television? Britney Spears huh? She’s crazy.”

Jesus Christ those cans. You’ve gotta be kidding me.

I’m just really pleased that it’s Friday. And in exactly one week I’ll be playing in a 14 hour whiffle ball tournament that includes much drinking and plenty of mud. The only draw back is that there will be annoying rich chicks there who aren’t even hot. I think I’ll just throw beer on them.

The Twenty

With a name like Abi Titmuss, come on! – [On205th]

You’ve Never gone tit skydiving? – [Derober]

Rafaella Fico is very feekable – [Doubleviking]

Hugh Hefner’s Appropriate quote of the day – [Tastybooze]

We may never, ever get tired of Marissa Miller – [Dirty Rotten]

Kelly Brannigan is yesterday’s daily snapshot – [COED Magazine]

Natalie Gulbis and her boobs attract attention – [Busted Coverage]

Heidi Montag is in denial – [Drunkenstepfather]

Pro Cyclist Liz Hatch poses for Maxim – [Cameltap]

A Preteen Golf Tournament is raided by strippers – [Asylum]

Oh My Lord Nicolina Pisek is hot – [Holy Taco]

Non Cover Models who have graced Sports Illustrated – [Gibbs12]

Cheryl Burke’s upskirt goodness – [NS4W]

Look at the guns on this Latina – [Amateur Chicks] (NSFW)

Your Daily dose of Aural Sex – [Brahsome]

Funny Thai commercial for Spy – [Bright Black Internet]

It’s Been a While since Sophia Bush was brought up – [Cuzoogle]

This Helicopter is in for a world of hurt – [Flabber]

Kelly Brook is always a positive thing – [Banned in Hollywood]

Abigail Clancy and bikinis make a good match – [My Chill Pill]

I’ve been through the online dating scene before. Yes, I was a J Dater. And is Meg Jewish? I have no idea. And P.S. don’t call yourself Schmeg in your Myspace Profile. It’s just too much like Schmegma and that’s just wrong.

Anyway, back to our topic: online dating. Now I don’t know Meg from a hole in the wall but there’s just something about these pictures that tells me that Meg would put out on the first date. She’s the best looking of her bunch of friends (P.S. her friends scare me).

She’s willing to get hammered and record the pictures. And you know what? She just has that devilish look where she’s knows she’s cute but she’s also aware of the fact that she’s not some Vegas tramp that can treat you like dirt.

She’s from Boston and I just think there’s something hometown about her. Again, this is all speculation but Meg, if you’re out there? You’d let me hit it.

Plenty to discuss today including Wakeboarding as being the latest sport to add bikini contests….which is clearly the right move. Other things to discuss? Nothing worse than a packed house in the work bathroom when you’re trying to take a dump. I immediately hate everyone that’s in there.

Today’s Twenty

Tough to have a wakeboard event without bikinis – [Busted Coverage]

Verne Troyer Sex Tape, the world is officially over – [COED Magazine]

Don explores his picks for the top 10 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers – [Don Chavez]

Abi Titmuss poolside bikini candids – [Cameltap]

Why Italian girls are so hot – [Doubleviking]

Pamela Anderson in Radar Magazine – [Drunkenstepfather]

Who the hell is Melissa Sagemiller? – [On205th]

This is an amateur whose ass you don’t want to miss – [Dirty Rotten]

Danielle Lloyd’s Nake Breast Cancer cover shot – [NS4W]

Ashley Tisdale is getting hotter – [Holy Taco]

Tim McGraw has to fight people at his own concert – [Bright Black Internet]

Is it Cheating if you’re having sex with a Robot clone? – [Asylum]

The Worst George Carlin headline ever – [Tastybooze]

Kanye Definitely sucks – [Macgsworld]

Bare ass on the golf course – [Brahsome]

What do you mean one year old’s can’t get married? – [Blog of Hilarity]

Watch out for the train buddy – [Flabber]

More Euro 2008 predictions and hot chicks – [Attuworld]

Kid Rock and John Daly make a great duo – [The Angry T]

Swiss Import Michelle Hunziker in a red bikini – [My Chill Pill]

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Brooke Hogan looking pretty doable in Maxim – [Vanity Spy]