With all due respect to Brittney I just see a case of such a typical girl who has a very fair shot at winding up a “Sex and the City” girl. Why do I say this? Eh, it’s her Myspace Profile. It’s so pink and fluffy.

There’s a bunch of hearts everywhere and stupid statements like “I’m not perfect” or “Longest Relationship is 6 months.” She also lets “small things get to me.” These just aren’t great signs.

What’s great? Her implants are great. Her body is great. The fact that she’s 22 and looks way older than that isn’t so great. “Shopping makes me feel better?” Ugh. Come on Brittney.

You want to be discovered? I’m discovering you and I’m not liking this plastic shit being printed everywhere. Wait a sec, why the hell did I post her in the first place? Oh yeah, implants.

I eagerly anticipate the scathing “how can you judge me like that?” email from Britt. Whatever dude. Go get another belly tattoo to be cool.

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