Girls like Becki Haines Temporarily Ruin My Life
Am I on Earth? Am I seriously on this planet? Where in the fuck do these girls come from? I mean who the hell is Becki Haines? According to her Myspace Profile, she’s a free spirit and from the looks of it, this girl parties, has fun, looks amazing for a living, and poses with giant bottles of Ketchup.
But why don’t we talk about what Becki does to guys like me on a personal level? She destroys every fabric of my being. I see a girl like Becki in a bar and my night is ruined. I can’t focus, I can’t enjoy myself. My entire night is revolved at staring at Becki.
Sure, go do a Hooters shoot, a bikini contest, or dance on some pole. Just know that if my penis is so much as 16 feet from your vagina that I’m just gonna lose my junk right on the floor.
It’s just not fair that chicks like this walk around. My only solace is that the majority of hot chicks aren’t particularly bright. So Becki, if you’re intelligent, then just kill me now. Seriously, put a knife in my heart because I just can’t take it anymore.
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Don’t feel so bad there champ, 98% of hot chicks are either borderline retarded or crazy as a shit house rat. It’s almost a guarantee, because they have never had to work for anything their entire lives. People pretty much give you anything you want if you’re good looking. Look at the talentless whores that dominate the music industry today. Instead of being exposed to quality music, we have shit like Pussycat Dolls and Miley Cyrus rammed down our throats every day. Damn, now I’m depressed.
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Just remember, no matter how hot she is,
some man somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
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She’s got the herps and gons, quit losing sleep.
I went to high school with her. She was self-centered, backstabbing, and a generally disgusting whore. Don’t worry about her possibly being intelligent - she once asked me to spell the word ‘dog’.