Not to get too down and dirty here but come on. That’s exactly how I’d want my women before a quick ravaging. And I definitely would hope she’d make that face.

So what’s up today everyone? Friday. Feeling good? I’m going to a comedy show with my dad tonight. What he doesn’t know is that I’m going to get him completely shitfaced, take him to a strip club and set him right in front of my mom smelling like booze and sweaty vag.

Today’s Twenty

LSU Dancers Need to make a better “O” face – [Busted Coverage]

These Guttenberg photos are amazing – [Holy Taco]

A Palm Tree to rob a convenience store? – [Double Viking]

Oh Boy. Get ready for Midgey Muay Thai boxing – [Cameltap]

Mary Carey and her bombs in a bikini – [Dirty Rotten]

Pam and Tommy Lee Grab some coffee. Yay! – [Drukenstepfather]

That’s one hell of a cock…sign – [COED Magazine]

Call me crazy but I’m gonna go with “Hot” for this chick – [Don Chavez]

Fergie and Eva Mendez make a nice couple – [Bright Black Internet]

Unbelievably hot chicks of the week – [Flabber]

Minka Kelly looking scrumptious as usual – [NS4W]

There’s a chart that says “size does matter” – [Tastybooze]

Mike Comrie is still banging Hilary Duff – [On205th]

Matthew McConaughey Got shitcanned – [Attuworld]

5 Reasons that Hank Steinbrenner sucks – [Next Round]

Gisele Bundchen would like a piece of you – [The Beer Goggler]

Ice T is talking smack to Soulja Boy – [Gibbs12]

Air Power, Bitch – [Loser with Socks]

Getting owned by a tractor tire – [Totally Crap]

Megan Fox Topless, yay! – [Blog of Hilarity]

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