Um. Hi there sweet cakes. How are ya?

Are you kidding me? Double Viking’s got it right. Tom Brady ain’t shit. Screw Gisele. Bar has no make-up on right there and blows Gisele away in a non make-up contest. Not to mention her, you know…tits.

I never realize how hot Bar Rafaeli was - [Doubleviking]

It’s a shame her breasts are just too big for her shirt - [Busted Coverage]

Kendra Wilkinson is by far my favorite golfer - [On205th]

More of that sweaty Marisa Miller - [Dirty Rotten]

Isabel Lucas is a worth Miss anything - [COED Magazine]

Britney Spears loves to ride the horsies - [Drunkenstepfather]

Lohan’s mom kicked out of a party - [Holy Taco]

Mr. Belding was the man in Vegas - [Cameltap]

The best putting picture in the history of fake golf - [Don Chavez]

The Earthquake shaking Cosmos boobs - [Liquid Generation]

Ever go car bowling? - [Tastybooze]

If I see another WAG this hot…Danielle Gamba - [Nextround]

A fantastic gallery of hot chick links - [Bright Black Internet]

Most American adults will be fat in the future - [Asylum]

Paulina Rubio is hotness in a bikini - [NS4W]

Damn, this hot little amateur number Carmen - [Amateur Chicks] (NSFW)

Nicolette Sheridan is better than this MLB PLayer - [Banned in Hollywood]

Oprah’s book club with an NBA twist - [Cuzoogle]

Bear gets its head stuck in a jug - [Blog of Hilarity]

Some fantastic little numbers from the 90’s - [Flabber]

There’s just something about this girl. First of all I dig the fact that her name is Lunden. I don’t know why. Second of all. Can’t you just see this girl as the absolute amazing movie scene type? Think Fatal Attraction when Michael Douglas just rails the hell out of Glenn Close. Sure Glenn Close looks like a dude but that was one hot sex scene.

I feel like Lunden would be that same, “pull your skirt right up and just go to work” type. She just has this party way about her that really impresses me. Granted I’m getting all of this information just from pictures but I think it’s fair to assume.

I also think she’s the type that would definitely look straight up at you while she was blowing you. Some girls I wouldn’t want that but Lunden? Yup. That would work. She happens to be a singer so I’m sure the throat works very well.

I’m just going to ignore all the “ha-ha’s” and “BFF” stuff in her Myspace Profile. I’d just like to think she’s better than that. And I can’t believe she’s only 5′3. She seemed like the tall type.  I’ll overlook all of that.

I dig this Lunden chick.

It’s really not fair how hot Carolina Ardohain is

I’m not going to lie. The softball world is starting to get my attention. I’d like to extend my fond affection to Jennie Finch for getting the ball rolling. Women in baseball uniforms was bound to show up on the radar sooner or later. And now that hot chicks have taken up the sport: Softball porn, period.

The Twenty

Softball Hotties Taryne Mowatt wins in the pros - [Busted Coverage]

These are some funny but freaky revolving door accidents - [Cameltap]

It’s literally a joke how great Carolina Ardohain’s ass is - [Doubleviking]

Alina Vacariu is deserving of her award - [COED Magazine]

Marisa Miller is hot and sweaty in a bikini - [Dirty Rotten]

8 People who will ruin your party - [Holy Taco]

Reese Witherspoon is flexible - [On205th]

A Pleathora of beer pongs - [Tastybooze]

Is this blond with humongous bombs hot? - [Don Chavez]

The Playboy Cybergirl of the year: Jo Garcia - [NS4W]

Sailing the high seas with Myleene - [Bright Black Internet]

Kelly Monaco is the afternoon cupcake - [Nextround]

Kardashian likes the “special” sauce - [My Chill Pill]

Are these youtube videos for working out or porn? - [Asylum]

Girls in bikinis doing a slip and slide - [Brahsome]

Miley Cyrus is looking quite childish and actually sexy - [Derober]

Ashley Banks is all grown up - [Celebridiot]

Muddy hot Chinese Olympics chicks - [Macgsworld]

Man does this guy love bammeroids - [Losers with Socks]

This is one hell of a 90’s MP3 Collection - [Flabber]

And apparently she doesn’t really know how to post pictures in her Myspace Profile. Luciana has over twenty albums but put one picture into each album. I’m not sure if anyone told her you are allowed to create an album with infinite pictures! In any event this is Luciana.

I was pretty surprised not to find her name anywhere when I searched the web. Here’s what I like about Luciana. I’m willing to bet that this woman would do most anything to get to the top. The girl is in Chile, doesn’t speak English, and I’m sure is just begging for that free trip to the U.S. of A.

Only one problem. She’s got a small case of the tranny look. I’ll admit it. She does. But if you can get past that, which I have, you will notice there are no bumps where a penis would be, and she has a body that says, “I can easily destroy you and you wouldn’t even have time to enjoy it.”

If I were the man in charge of letting her into this country I’d be sure to let that body take me over for a few days first. Plus I really just like to say the name Luciana Carranza. Say it folks. Say it fast. I guarantee you guys actually said it and rolled your R’s.

Carrrrrrranza!

Anyone else here a fan of Jennifer Walcott?

I’m going to list the top two things I’d do for a night with Jennifer Walcott. 1. Let her rip off one of my testicles. 2. I’d let her give me breast implants for one year.

The Twenty

Over/under on premature ejaculation with Jennifer Walcott? - [Gorilla Mask]

My Favorite comedian Louis CK talks about married handjobs - [Doubleviking]

Blake Lively Slips…..a nip - [COED Magazine]

A Jessica Alba hotness update - [On205th]

Shauna Sand is very cleavy in her bikini - [Dirty Rotten]

The Younger Lohan already showing off the chest - [Drunkenstepfather]

Padma Lakshmi makes me want to eat…vagina - [Busted Coverage]

A leopard takes out a crocodile - [Cameltap]

Amanda Bynes hotter than her sister at sister’s wedding - [NS4W]

Kelly Brook steps it up with some class - [My Chill Pill]

Check out Chris Berman all over this Bartender - [Don Chavez]

Linda Hogan and the Hulkster may have to face off - [Holy Taco]

73 Year Old Asian Porn Star: Luckiest Guy Ever - [Tastybooze]

Now this is how you train your wife - [Nextround]

Would you buy condoms from Miley Cyrus? - [Celebridiot]

I could get off on women’s water polo - [Flatusyahu]

One of the best interior designs ever - [Bright Black Internet]

You know how I know you’re gay? - [Brahsome]

All I know is that this involves a midget - [Flabber]

The 20 Least Romantic movie lines - [Liquid Generation]