Jul 07 2008
I Can’t Wait to Rip Into this Girl
Alrighty. She calls herself “High Maintenance” in her Myspace Profile and refers to herself as a “playette.” She also makes tons of references into who she is, what she does and how we should be corresponding to her.
First of all, this girl is AVERAGE looking. I admit it. And normally I don’t put average looking girls up here unless they’ve got something. This broad? Oh she’s got something. An insane attitude that can only be rectified by anal sex. Seriously.
Every ounce of this girl screams total and complete bitch. And you know something? I love that. Granted I’d want to slap her in the face 15 times but it’s not like I’d ever want to “be” with this girl. I’d just want to be on this girl. Again, in a sodomistic kind of way.
And why am I pressing this anal thing? I just feel like once you’ve made a girl feel that uncomfortable, no matter what she’ll ever say to you from that point on, you can always just look at her and say “yeah? I put it in your ass, and there’s nothing that will ever change that.”
And boy it’d be great to have that distinction with miss maintenance here.
What a skank.
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