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Zu Zu Licious Tells us “That’s Life”

Published by Brock Landers at under Zu Zu Licious

Zu Zu is a little Brazilian fireball who didn’t take the time to really fill out her Myspace Profile the way it’s supposed to be filled out. The only thing I have in here is the damned song “Sunshine” by Atmosphere..whatever the hell that is.

I mean what’s with this girl? Is she just going to take weird party pictures with guys who have afros and girls with napkins wrapped around their faces? Dude, just get some Brazilian barbecue. I really hope Zu Zu is a waitress in one of those Brazilian steakhouses. That would be pretty tight.

Perhaps she could serve me some roast beef flaps or labia tips. That or she can make tongue faces at her girlfriends giving me the impression that she talks about her menstrual cycles, a lot. I just get that vibe. And I know I’m right damnet.

“Ugh, it’s my period today!” Be quiet. Start doing the Lambada and grab me a beer man. Actually, Zu Zu seems pretty nice and I think I’d like to take her out on a date. Yay!

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