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Jul 18 2008

Watch Out for the Cupcake Cartel

Published by Brock Landers at 3:15 am under Cupcake Cartel

I don’t know who this chick is but I have to say that she’s pure genius. Never have I seen a female go out of her way to get drunk, place cupcakes on the breasts of other girls breasts, lick them off, and take pictures of the whole event making sure to sign people with “The Cupcake Cartel” in permanent marker.

I think she calls herself “Bootyfull” and the woman is definitely this Latina ghetto chick. It’s just such a perfect story. I can only assume she was raised on cupcakes and found this really affinity for them.

One day, probably at the age of 14 she realized there was much more to cupcakes then just sugary goodness. But that there was higher purpose to the cupcake. They weren’t meant to be just eaten.

There was a business in this cake. A tit licking, stamp marking, private party, go-go dancing business. And you know what? Bootyfull’s business is thriving and I’m glad to have been a part of it.

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