Jul 21 2008
That’s some nerve this broad has got on her huh? The little partier doesn’t even put a name in her Myspace Profile. What the hell is that all about? All I know is that there’s something that says housestar143 in there. I’d be willing to bet that’s her IM screen name. I shall bombard her with messages after I’m done writing this.
Call me crazy but I doubt his girl has worked a day in her life. She’s 19, takes hundreds of self portraits in tight skirts, has a fake tan, licks other girls tongues, dances on poles and has a little penmanship on her leg that says “Lie to me.”
Seriously folks. It doesn’t get any better than this. The term “skank” or “whore” couldn’t be any more fitting. As much as I think housestar143 has a soul and might be worthy of a conversation, this profile just doesn’t measure up.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d love to party with this girl. Eh, I’d probably rather watch her party. Here, you watch her party.