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Sophia Rossi is Most Certainly Not an Accountant

Published by Brock Landers at under Sophia Rossi

What other profession could Sofia Rossi possibly be in other than THE industry? You just can’t go around walking in town like that and have people think “there goes Sofia, I wish she would stop working an an accountant, she could be a model.” No. People think two things: “Cans” and “Cans.”

And after they think “cans” they obsess about what it’d be like to be in a scene with those cans. But let’s not focus on her T’s because that’s obvious. You know what I like about her? She goes with it. Sophia goes with her role and goes with it nicely. She knows they’re huge but she keeps up with herself, works out, parties, and does what’s expected of her.

What’s expected? Show off the guns and look like you want to have sex with everyone you meet. Of course I’m writing this complimentary sentences in hopes that Sophia gets a hold of this and sends me a naked picture of herself with the phrase “Hottest Girl of Myspace” written across her chest in permanent marker.

Oh and by the way:

There’s this picture of her below where she’s getting out of her car (white hummer) and the caption reads “going to the gym.” I mean could you imagine this girl walking into your gym? Seriously. It’s just not even realistic seeing those things bounce around on a treadmill. I don’t think I’d be able to contain myself.

I love you Sophia

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