Jul 30 2008
Luciana Carranza Doesn’t Speak English
And apparently she doesn’t really know how to post pictures in her Myspace Profile. Luciana has over twenty albums but put one picture into each album. I’m not sure if anyone told her you are allowed to create an album with infinite pictures! In any event this is Luciana.
I was pretty surprised not to find her name anywhere when I searched the web. Here’s what I like about Luciana. I’m willing to bet that this woman would do most anything to get to the top. The girl is in Chile, doesn’t speak English, and I’m sure is just begging for that free trip to the U.S. of A.
Only one problem. She’s got a small case of the tranny look. I’ll admit it. She does. But if you can get past that, which I have, you will notice there are no bumps where a penis would be, and she has a body that says, “I can easily destroy you and you wouldn’t even have time to enjoy it.”
If I were the man in charge of letting her into this country I’d be sure to let that body take me over for a few days first. Plus I really just like to say the name Luciana Carranza. Say it folks. Say it fast. I guarantee you guys actually said it and rolled your R’s.
Carrrrrrranza!
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