Aug 07 2008
Jai Marie Looks Like a Pornstar Even though she Isn’t One
So let’s face it. If she looks like a pornstar then why isn’t she in porn? And what’s with her name Jai Marie being pronounced like Jay? It should definitely be pronounced with a hard “I” like in the word “die.” Anyway, like I said, she has that mean face look and it’s a great look for the “industry.”
But does that look really correlate over to Vegas and Lingerie Bowls? Does it really work for hanging out with internet dorks and club owners with spiked hair? I suppose that look can work anywhere. Especially when you have both the chest and the stomach that Jai has.
I would really love to cook some eggs and sausage on that thing. You know, like in the movie Hot Shots. In any event, Jai has been modeling since she was 16, studied dance for a while, and also has been known to balance 4 guys at one time on her stomach.
Word is she also inhaled a 3 foot subway sandwich without even taking a bite. OK, I’m done lying here. I guess I’m just bored. There’s really not much to Jai. Just a normal hottie who models. I hate when that happens.
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Well she is beautiful for sure! Girls with guns, very awesome! I wonder if she can move like David Elsewhere i’m just saying, if she could, that would just be Goddess status.