First of all I want to mention that she has a younger sister who is hotter than her, and I will be posting her as soon as I am able. So let us begin with Kelbel. This girl is the ultimate online dating girl. I have no idea if she actually has an online dating account, but I refuse to believe that she doesn’t. Kel is average enough that you wouldn’t be intimated by her yet hot enough that you’d be turned on.

She’s from the eastern part of Long Island so if my calculations are correct then she’s got an accent that I think would be fun to be around for just one night. 100 bucks says that she’s been on a first date one night stand with a guy she’s met online. I want Kel to know that all of these things are compliments and are in no way to meant to make fun of her.

Anything else? Yeah. She’s cute. Very cute. She parties hard as evidenced by the crop of pictures I’ve collected on her. If only I could see Kel and her sister bumping and grinding. That would be one fun threesome.

You know what sucks though? I would think given her age (25) and location (Ronkonkoma) that she really only hangs out with supreme tools who wouldn’t know class if it bit them in their lip rings. Seriously these guys have bigger vaginas than Christy Canyon. In any event, Kel, give me call honey, we’ll make that one night date together.

Kels Bells!

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