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Aug 14 2008

Barbie Ash Has a Bright Future After High School…Or Not

Published by Brock Landers at 3:25 am under Barbie Ash

Barbie Ash

I gotta say at first I was pumped by Barbie Ash and her young Myspace Profile. But then I realized something. She just graduated high school and is already looking a little extra in the hips. That makes me a little nervous.

And then I got a look at her mom (who is pictured down below) which prompted to scare me. Put it this way, Ashley is going to have to do a lot of work to keep looking the way she does, which is a way I like.

But damnet this girl is just a teen for Christ’s sake. She doesn’t know a damned thing about anything. So when I see the insane drunken pictures, it doesn’t phase me at all because the girl knows no better. I’d almost like it better if she were 30 and making a conscious effort to get hammered.

As a teen you just do it. So yes, I’m thankful seeing her act like a jackass but I fear for this chick. Barbie, Ashley, whoever you are, you got a nice thing going. Please, for the love of God don’t gain that freshmen 15 because that is what I’m envisioning.

P.S. Her prom date looks like a tool.

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8 Responses to “Barbie Ash Has a Bright Future After High School…Or Not”

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  5. Lisaon 31 Jan 2009 at 6:23 pm

    She is 18yrs old and drop dead gorgeous she also graduated high school president of the National Honors Society. Who the hell cares if she parties. Who the hell cares if she has curves? She is like a size 3 and your going to criticize her for it? Get a life buddy. She wants to be famous and shit like this is just a stepping stone. People like you make it all possible! :-)

    Thanks

  6. Ashley .. BARBIEASH you know the one you're talking abouton 31 Jan 2009 at 6:45 pm

    its honestly funny to see that someone put me on this website, its called curves by the way, sorry that i dont need to shove my fingers down my throat, be 90lbs and wear 24314lbs of makeup to get attention like the rest of the girls you obviously like. im a real girl, i have a real body, and an amazing career ahead of me. but if you’d like you can continue to revolve ur life around me. thanx ;)

    - Ashley Smith

    aka.. BARBiE A$H*

  7. Brock Landerson 31 Jan 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Ladies, do we have a misunderstanding here? Ashley, baby, I think you are an absolute beauty. Please understand it’s my job to be an asshole, but I never said you weren’t gorgeous. I appreciate you stopping by.

    P.S. Lisa, maybe send some pics of you?

    P.P.S. I still think your prom date was a tool.

  8. Ashley, the real BARBiE A$H*on 10 Mar 2009 at 2:20 am

    you’re sitting there telling me i dont have a bright future ahead of me & talking shit about my mom. sorry but that isn’t cool, in all honesty. I truly think you should find something better to do than bash people that actually live a legitimate life & are doing the right thing. & my about my prom date, he’s a great friend of mine & not an asshole like the rest of the male population. but like i said thanx for adding to my fame. i deeply appreciate it<3

    - Ashley Alexis

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