So here I am. I’m at this Myspace profile and I know I’ve got a hottie on my hands. Yay, nice start right? Wrong. I’m just sick of coming across profiles that don’t have anything in them. Yeah I love the hot pictures. I love that Christine has the cleavage that I’d always dreamed of. I love that she’s kind of Asian and kind of not.

But I have no basis for anything here. I just don’t have a clue. Do I talk about how all she does is look good for a living? Been there, done that. I suppose I could talk about anal sex or something. But what does that do? Perhaps I just have to accept the fact that this is a plain old hot chick.

She’s got no motive. No nothing. She just wants to be hot and for us to know she’s hot. Well I’m buying Christine. I’m aware of how wonderful it’d be to go down on your for 17 straight hours. I know that the words “oil” and “batter” would be a fun combo for the two of us.

But I just don’t know the real you. Only the hot pictures of you. I’m really ashamed of that. And I’m so sorry if I disrespected you with this article. I love you dear.

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