Aug 28 2008
Alright we’re gonna get this out of the way right now. I love Jessica Jaymes. She has a pure power body. Power means not too skinny, in unbelievable shape, and the tits to back it all up. And trust me, I even like her Myspace Profile as she’s been generous with the pictures.
But Jessica, baby. If you’re gonna learn to swim, you gotta get wet honey (pun intended). Jessica has it all. That face. That look. She even parties hard and practically admits that her job is very easy. But there’s something lacking.
Actually there are two things lacking. Anal and Facial. Enough said. Game, set and match. I’ve seen no evidence of Anal except for fingering? How is this possible? And how can Jessica not take one or two or three to the chin? Come on sweety! Look, I love ya but come on.
This is my pledge. I am engaged, but so help me God if Jessica reads this article I am willing to do a Youtube porn video containing Anal that promises to be the highest hitting video in internet history. You heard it here first.