Click on the photo to view more Audrina Partridge in Vegas

From Cameltap: Yet another example that you can use tits to sell anything! Here is Audrina Patridge leasing out her bikini cleavage to Bombay Sapphire in hopes by staring at her chest we’ll get out of our vodka tonic habit and back to ordering Sapphire tonics.

The Twenty

Any scandal with Erin Andrews is a great scandal - [Busted Coverage]

Vanessa Arias is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Escalators can be tricky - [COED Magazine]

Naked Go Carting?  Sure! - [On205th] (NSFW)

Getting some Aniston bikini pics in to smooth out the week - [Dirty Rotten]

Some dude Cisco Adler pours drinks on boobies - [Drunkenstepfather]

The 10 Hottest Shower Scenes in movie history - [Unibrow]

Oops I did it again:  K-Fed and Britney messing around - [NS4W]

Nothing wrong with a little topless Marissa Miller - [Tastybooze]

Michelle Hunziker’s oily ass - [Holy Taco]

One of the best catches of all time - [Nextround]

Strippers and politics - [Don Chavez]

Jordan Price:  I absolutely love her rack - [Derober]

Sexy Alexandra Kosteniuk Is The Queen of Chess - [Bright Black Internet]

This is pretty freaky: Headless snake still attacks - [Flabber]

Alyssa Milano digs the Cardinals - [Banned in Hollywood]

Heather Locklear arrested and a nasty mugshot - [Celebridiot]

Let the lesbian fantasies begin - [The Beer Goggler]

Lucy Pinder wants your noodle in her mouth - [My Chill Pill]

Busty Anna Semenovich topless - [Daily POA] (NSFW)

I figured I’d give you all a nice little topical article for the end of this week. Exactly what does it mean to have a tattoo? For some girls it’s an innocent little rose on the ankle. For some it’s a way of life. For me? For me it’s a way to tell what a girl has done in her life, what she’ll do, and of course how it relates to her in the sack. Let’s check out ten broads that we’ve seen over the past few months that have tattoos. I shall attempt to explain what the tattoos symbolize and link to my original posts on them. So let’s get to this.

#10 - Staci and her Snakish Tummy Tattoo

The stomach tattoo with snakes? I think the rest of her outfit explains it don’t you? Clearly a symbol of a girl working in some sort of go-go atmosphere. Ballsy enough to sit through that much pain on her stomach knowing that she’ll eventually turn 80 and God knows what the hell it’ll look like then? I like it. Clearly she’s a reverse cowgirl type so she can see the tattoo in the mirror while mid coitus. For the original Staci post you’ll get a glimpse into my other thoughts.

#9 - Tamara Sky sporting the flowery yet badass back tattoo

Is it a surprise that she’s a DJ? Nope. Love this look. It’s not obvious because you won’t get much of a chance to see it unless she allows it. I’ll bet she displays much class in the outside world and yet has this side for the nightclub freaks. Sweet side followed by a wild side. Good stuff. For more of this DJ check out my first post on her.

#8 - Darlene sporting a star on the lower back

Plain, simple, yet devious. For all we know that’s really one of those stars in the middle of a circle symbolizing the devil. For me? I just think it’s a signal pointing to her ass crack. That kind of tattoo is a road map to look down. Are we really going to look UP after seeing it? No. Darlene’s got more goods on display in my old post on her.

This post is getting very long so click that read the rest button to see the remaining seven candidates.

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I gotta say, I very rarely if ever jerk off to women wearing clothing.  This picture actually makes me want to masturbate.  I think I could actually pull it off.  I mean normally I need at least a 3 to 1 guy girl ratio but this picture is blowing me away.

The Twenty

Karolina Kurkova is kind of hot - [Bustedcoverage]

Adree DeSanti rhymes with take off your panty - [COED Magazine]

Kim Kardashian is sporting some cameltoe - [Dirty Rotten]

Aubrey O’Day hangs out in the RCA Dome - [On205th]

I think Traci Bingham should just become a prostitute - [Drunkenstepfather]

Magdalena Frackowiak wearing some see-through gear - [Cameltap]

I too would be whipped if I were Ice-T - [Don Chavez]

Cassie Keller is a fresh face of Playboy - [NS4W] (NSFW)

The 1984 Swimsuit Competition starring Sarah Palin - [Unibrow]

Don’t just get even, give crabs - [Tastybooze]

I’m pretty sure all I need to say is “bombs” here - [Holy Taco]

Kimberly Holland could be my cupcake anytime - [Nextround]

A bikini moment with Pania Rose - [My Chill Pill]

Katie Cleary is the Miss Betus October 2008 winner - [The Beer Goggler]

This could be the hottest politician ever - [Bodypunch]

Paris Hilton’s portrait is made of porn - [Derober]

Britney Spears and her new song “Womanizer” - [Celebridiot]

Katy Perry’s panties are being ripped by girl’s mouths - [Blog of Hilarity]

Danielle Bux gets steamy - [The Spoiler]

More of Traci Bingham’s boobs - [The Angry T]

Dani would be our little peach to the right. There’s just something I love about these hometown types. Dani is from Gatlinburg Tennessee. I can just hear myself yelling “Gatlinburg, Tennessee!” in a real southern drawl. It’s profiles like these that make me enjoy writing this site. Every once in a while you catch a hot little number from a small town who hangs out with questionable males but damnet, she knows how to party and have fun. I especially love the pictures where you see a group of people hanging out int he backyard. It looks kind of like a hot evening and you see a crummy air conditioner in the background. It’s one of those pictures where you feel the group was thinking (again, in a Southern accent) “welp, y’all know there ain’t nothing ta do so we might as well get damned neared wasted.”

Now I couldn’t tell you if these girls have Southern accents or not but how money would it be if they did? Dani here? Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to party with these chicks but how much hotter is Dani than them? She’s right out of a New York City nightclub. Girl could easily get into Nat’s Peach Pit if she wanted to. But you know what? I’m 100% glad she’s not in NY. It would taint that Tennessee vibe, or whatever vibe she’s throwing out. It’s a good vibe. I guess that’s what I was trying to say.

How could you not want to spend at least 15 minutes with these girls? As Dani says, “I would rather live my life to the fullest than constantly conduct myself to gain the approval of others.” What does that mean in English? I would rather get completely shitfaced, wear outfits like this, party as if there’s no tomorrow, have sex like an animal and always be the first to funnel than have to pay to get into a club.

Guy on the right? No comment. That’s almost the equivalent of that disgusting guy in the movie “Fear” who gets to bang Alyssa Milano. I mean girls actually go for dudes like this? How in the world is this possible? Fuck it, I’m growing my hair out, getting tattoos, growing a beer gut and I’m just gonna see where that takes me for a while.

What a cutie.

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Just what the world of sports needs, another hot chick with a career dream of becoming a sports broadcaster. Bored and struggling for story ideas, Busted Coverage went back to see the latest news from the world famous USC Song Girls.  Keli could be the next big thing.

The Twenty

Laky Zsuzsi is a Hungarian who loves to grab her boobs - [Doubleviking]

A very funny Safe for work XXX video - [Cameltap]

Pussycat dolls looking hot at Virgin Megastore - [Dirty Rotten]

Minka Kelly is worth of many many hotness awards - [COED Magazine]

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini on lonely holiday - [Drunkenstepfather]

Keeley Hazell did a lingerie calendar - [On205th]

Sports Century vs. Pole Dancing - [Don Chavez]

The Love Toilet - [Unibrow]

How the hell is Mini Me dating this chick? - [NS4W]

Jennifer England gives me more than a halfie - [Nextround]

Penthouse Pet Brea Bennett takes it off - [Daily POA] (NSFW)

Ludmila Dayer only helps the Brazilian reputation for hotness - [Holy Taco]

The douchebag of the week - [Tastybooze]

Rachel Weisz likes wearing her clothes skin tight - [My Chill Pill]

David Letterman does not hide his political feelings - [Blog of Hilarity]

Keeping the babe watch out for Megan Fox - [Zootoday]

Jessica Alba is stacked in Cabo - [Banned in Hollywood]

Cobi Smulders is smoldering - [Cuzoogle]

Bottle blondes are more sexually aggressive - [Asylum]

Gina Carano finally does a hotness spread in Maxim - [Celebridiot]