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She Calls Herself Lady Hardstyle, I call her Chicken

Published by Brock Landers at under Lady Hardstyle

Is everyone here aware of the Chicken theory? If not I’m sure you’re aware of the statement, “for every hot girl there’s a guy who’s tired of her.” Well, think of that statement and you’ll understand what chicken means. Chicken is the universal meat.

It’s pretty plain and whenever people can’t think of a meat that something tastes like, they always say “it tastes like chicken.” Well to me, girls all eventually turn into chicken. They may start off as filet mignon, but as soon as you see a tampon…chicken.

Now why do I bother bringing up this depressing point? Because despite that fact that our girl Lady Hardstyle here is Australian and awfully cute, it’s my contention that she’d be chicken. I’m not saying the first 3 months, eh, maybe even 6 months would be wonderful with this girl. I’m simply saying…chicken.

OK, actually judging by her musical taste and apparent love of partying, I might give this girl a year before she became chicken. If you go on her profile and hear the music, does it make you think she’s done anal? It makes me think that for sure.

Shake that ass.

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