Sep 11 2008
Man does this girl remind me of the woman who could play the perfect MILF. Seriously. This is a very obscure reference but I’m hoping that Jaimie becomes the next Candy Vegas.(scroll down and the article is there) This is a woman who really didn’t even get going in the adult industry until she was past forty years old. She’s not all that great looking, has huge cans and will do most anything in a scene. There’s just this quality about her that’s so demanding. I think that Jamie’s got that quality. I mean those guns just demand your attention and I think she could get a dude to do most anything. So what do we say about Jaimie? Well, she is a Vegas girl (though grew up in small town in Illinois) to no one’s surprise. Does a ton of car modeling and topless teasing which is to be expected. I’m very curious as to how old she is. It say she’s 99 in her Myspace profile. I’d love to think she’s in her mid to late thirties but something tells me she’s young. She does have her own website but it’s under construction and sucks thus far.
Here’s about one of the worst things I’ve read today: THIS IS MY *OFFICIAL MODEL MYSPACE PAGE* I am a model so anyone that can help promote my career..photographers, make-up artists or other models id love to chat!I am in NO WAY A PORNSTAR OR DO NUDES. So DONT ask me to send you private pictures! it wont happen. Hmm. Here’s my question. If I were to get over 1 million hits to this page within one week do you think that Jaimie would send me some pictures? I think so. And what if Jaimie were offered 5 million dollars to let one topless picture of her get released? Do you think she’d say no? I didn’t think so either. Everyone’s got a price Jaimie. However, we appreciate your integrity in your Myspace Profile.
If were to interview Jaimie Nicole here are some of the things I’d ask her: How old are you? What is your favorite kind of vegetable? Who is your favorite porn star? Why won’t you pose nude? What would it cost to have you pose nude? Why don’t you pose nude with me? What’s the name of that great restaurant that’s 5 blocks from here? Want to grab some lunch? Want to you know…share some cookies? Why won’t you return my calls? How come every letter I sent you gets a “returned to sender” marker on it? Why can’t I get that damned popcorn kernel out of my teeth? Let’s stop there.
Then again there’s this guy….which is nice.
Now that looks like a picture of a great restaurant hostess.