How the hell do you choose a first picture to post of Denise Milani? Most of us know who she is and what her “gifts” to the male world are. So I figured the most appropriate picture would be to kind of hint at those gifts, but leave at least a small amount to the imagination before running the absurd bikini shots. And by the way, to all of you who might be tired of seeing Denise (if you’re one of those people then you’re retarded), or can’t believe I’m posting her because of her status, say what you must but if it weren’t for her Myspace Profile I wouldn’t have been one of the lucky ones to know about her. I think we’re all just waiting for a topless shot. Can you imagine how many offers she’s had by now? I respect her for continuing not to show the nipples but she’s gotta break at some point right? Right?

And then BOOM! like a stick of dynamite these absolute worlds of wonder say hello to the world. It’s truly amazing. Does anyone know if she claims for them to be real? I’m just too lazy to do the research right now and in all honesty what in the world is the difference? I will say this though. There are tons of women with gigantic boobs, and I mean epic gigantic boobs. We’re talking the Wendy Whoppers of the world here. And while Denise kind of falls under this “freakish breasts” type of category, I’d never post the other women. Why? Most of them aren’t really good looking. Denise happens to be very pretty so that means that masturbating to her is actually a good thing whereas I’m really not into exposing myself to pictures of the other ladies while they’re on screen in front of me.

Imagine what it’s like to be one of Denise’s friends. I can’t. It’s like being 100 lbs soaking wet and hanging out with a bunch of body builders. Some things just don’t look right in a crowd. This far from looks right. I hope Denise isn’t the type that says stuff like “I want you to get to know me for me and stop looking down there!” I just hope she has the smarts to realize that those things are a given and we as men will do the best we can to try and pay attention but please, do not fault us for eye wandering.

It’s really amazing. She’s not even close to being fat either. You take those breasts, knock em down to a “C” and we’re talking perfect 10 body. Good for her. She eats her vitamins and her magical Jack and the Beanstalk breast pills.

This picture is incredibly money.

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