Hottest Girls of Myspace - Crystal "By the Cases" Loves to Get Hammered and Record It |

Crystal “By the Cases” Loves to Get Hammered and Record It

Published by Brock Landers at under Crystal K

I’m not 100% sure what “By the cases” means but I’m guessing it refers to the amount of semen deposited around her or on her in a given night. I mean what other conclusion can one possibly come to (pun intended) based on this Myspace Profile?

Seriously guys, you tell me. I mean what the hell does Crystal do for a living? Well it’s evident that she does some modeling. Hopefully she’s only weeks away from starting her porn career. She’s kind of a poor man’s Pamela Anderson.

I mean Jesus Christ, all this girl does is party. What a life she has for herself. Professional club girl. She’s definitely one of those types that gets paid to increase the hot girl count in clubs that are just starting off so they can look “hot.” I wonder what this girl would do if I paid her a thousand bucks.

Call me crazy but something tells me that I just might not have all that much in common with dear Crystal. I don’t know. Spiked hair and men that act like vaginas just doesn’t really fit me. Seems like that might be her type. Crystal if you ever need a nice Jewish boy who can perform (really fast) let me know.

Stumble This Digg

5 Responses to “Crystal “By the Cases” Loves to Get Hammered and Record It”

# Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football » Daily Dump: Kardashian Shakes Her Ass, Raider Nation Implodes, Bill Ford Jr. Wants To Fire, The NSFW Big Ten Photos & Browns Ladies Earn Shirton 23 Sep 2008 at 4:14 am

[...] Crystal loves to get hammered and record it [Hottest Girls of MySpace] [...]
# The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink...on 23 Sep 2008 at 12:13 pm

[...] Crystal “By the Cases” Loves To Get Hammered & Record It (HGOM) [...]
# The September 23 Hot Link Orgy | Blog of Hilarityon 29 Sep 2008 at 12:06 pm

[...] are still awful drivers (w/ video) -Sexual harass the right way, with this boob squeeze mousepad -Myspace whore Crystal sure likes to get drunk and hook up with girls for cameras -These Idaho University cheerleader uniforms were too sexy to keep wearing, apparently -Jenny [...]
# Evel Knievel, Japanese Police & Pink Bunny Ears : Bright Black Interneton 09 Oct 2008 at 1:14 am

[...] Tourettes Guy Remix: Freedom Of Speech - CamelTap Crystal Loves to Get Hammered and Record It - Hottest Girls of Myspace Confirmed: Evel Knievel was a badass son of a bitch - on 205th The Real Life Jason Bourne - [...]
# Links for Halle Berry’s November 2008 Esquire : Banned In Hollywoodon 09 Oct 2008 at 1:15 pm

[...] Guy Remix: Freedom Of Speech - CamelTap Crystal Loves to Get Hammered and Record It - Hottest Girls of Myspace Confirmed: Evel Knievel was a badass son of a bitch - on 205th The Real Life Jason Bourne - [...]