Dani would be our little peach to the right. There’s just something I love about these hometown types. Dani is from Gatlinburg Tennessee. I can just hear myself yelling “Gatlinburg, Tennessee!” in a real southern drawl. It’s profiles like these that make me enjoy writing this site. Every once in a while you catch a hot little number from a small town who hangs out with questionable males but damnet, she knows how to party and have fun. I especially love the pictures where you see a group of people hanging out int he backyard. It looks kind of like a hot evening and you see a crummy air conditioner in the background. It’s one of those pictures where you feel the group was thinking (again, in a Southern accent) “welp, y’all know there ain’t nothing ta do so we might as well get damned neared wasted.”

Now I couldn’t tell you if these girls have Southern accents or not but how money would it be if they did? Dani here? Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to party with these chicks but how much hotter is Dani than them? She’s right out of a New York City nightclub. Girl could easily get into Nat’s Peach Pit if she wanted to. But you know what? I’m 100% glad she’s not in NY. It would taint that Tennessee vibe, or whatever vibe she’s throwing out. It’s a good vibe. I guess that’s what I was trying to say.

How could you not want to spend at least 15 minutes with these girls? As Dani says, “I would rather live my life to the fullest than constantly conduct myself to gain the approval of others.” What does that mean in English? I would rather get completely shitfaced, wear outfits like this, party as if there’s no tomorrow, have sex like an animal and always be the first to funnel than have to pay to get into a club.

Guy on the right? No comment. That’s almost the equivalent of that disgusting guy in the movie “Fear” who gets to bang Alyssa Milano. I mean girls actually go for dudes like this? How in the world is this possible? Fuck it, I’m growing my hair out, getting tattoos, growing a beer gut and I’m just gonna see where that takes me for a while.

What a cutie.

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