I figured I’d give you all a nice little topical article for the end of this week. Exactly what does it mean to have a tattoo? For some girls it’s an innocent little rose on the ankle. For some it’s a way of life. For me? For me it’s a way to tell what a girl has done in her life, what she’ll do, and of course how it relates to her in the sack. Let’s check out ten broads that we’ve seen over the past few months that have tattoos. I shall attempt to explain what the tattoos symbolize and link to my original posts on them. So let’s get to this.

#10 - Staci and her Snakish Tummy Tattoo

The stomach tattoo with snakes? I think the rest of her outfit explains it don’t you? Clearly a symbol of a girl working in some sort of go-go atmosphere. Ballsy enough to sit through that much pain on her stomach knowing that she’ll eventually turn 80 and God knows what the hell it’ll look like then? I like it. Clearly she’s a reverse cowgirl type so she can see the tattoo in the mirror while mid coitus. For the original Staci post you’ll get a glimpse into my other thoughts.

#9 - Tamara Sky sporting the flowery yet badass back tattoo

Is it a surprise that she’s a DJ? Nope. Love this look. It’s not obvious because you won’t get much of a chance to see it unless she allows it. I’ll bet she displays much class in the outside world and yet has this side for the nightclub freaks. Sweet side followed by a wild side. Good stuff. For more of this DJ check out my first post on her.

#8 - Darlene sporting a star on the lower back

Plain, simple, yet devious. For all we know that’s really one of those stars in the middle of a circle symbolizing the devil. For me? I just think it’s a signal pointing to her ass crack. That kind of tattoo is a road map to look down. Are we really going to look UP after seeing it? No. Darlene’s got more goods on display in my old post on her.

This post is getting very long so click that read the rest button to see the remaining seven candidates.

#6 - Tila is covered in tattoos

Jesus this one’s too easy. A big heart on the arm that says “C’est la vie?” I wrote on this the other day. Tila is hot, there’s no doubt but come on. A 3D star on her hand? Life is fine? Classic tattoos of girls that are 100% fuckable and 100% psycho.

#5 - Mudflap girl is exactly what she says

Truckers unite! Tattoo on the lower abdomen with the Mudflap symbol? Here’s what this tells me. “I’m staying young forever and am partying with dudes that wear leather for the rest of my life.” It also says “If you pay me I’ll pretty much model any outfit you want me to.” I’d pay her to model many many things.

#4 - WWE Diva is pretty venomous

If you look close enough you’ll notice that is a fucking cobra on there. Here’s my take. This girl will take you on adventures that you just don’t know about. She’ll swim in trespassed pools, rob banks, funnel beer from bongs 3 stories high, spit on people, you name it. No one tattoos a snake in that location who isn’t a bad girl at heart. Well, maybe a WWE Diva wannabee who’s really just a college girl.

#3 - Valerie with the classic barbed wire

You have to see my original post on Valerie to get the full effect but since this is her best picture I wanted better representation. I’m used to seeing the barbed wrap around on male athletes. When it’s on a woman? I don’t know I could be wrong but it seems common amongst women who are in great shape. Athlete types. I’m gonna also guess this is a staple move from a woman with implants.

#2 - Jessica Burciaga - Just because

She’s got a tattoo and I’m in love with her. That’s really all I have to say about that.

#1 - Queen Esther is what it’s all about

Check out this post, period. She’s got it all. A hardcore shoulder tattoo. Two stars right near her vagina tattoos. Back tattoos. Probably ass tattoos. What does this say? She will party for as long and as hard as anyone, anytime, any place, any venue, any bedroom in America.

Honorable Mention to Avy Lee Roth.

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