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Sep 26 2008

From The Archives: Latina Bombshell Brenda Lynn…And They’re Real – WOW

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This post is a rare occasion. It’s a given how sexy Latina girls are. Whether it’s the dancing in their genes, ability to shake those hips, or the sexy accent, the Latina’s really have my heart. I mean you guys know how I feel about Erika Medina but now? Now we have something that’s simply unfair: A Gorgeous Latina with a 34DD natural bust. Let me repeat that: 34DD natural bust. I can’t recall coming across her Myspace Profile because the monitor is so damned fogged up at this point. I did however do a little internet research and unfortunately found very little. Her real name is Brenda Acevedo. I found out that she actually was in some Playboy Golf thing but I don’t think she’s ever appeared in the magazine, which is a damned shame.

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I put this picture up for one reason. I just need a break from looking at the pictures you are all about to see. I seriously need some air right now. Plus it’s nice to see a girl like this in an evening dress. Can you imagine what an amazing surprise it would be if you went out on a first date with Brenda and she had on an evening gown that didn’t really reveal any inkling of a big rack? Think about the moment she took off the dress and those things just popped right out. You then saw the cleavage line formed from the bra. My reaction? Full out orgasm within 2 seconds with plenty of reserves left for Brenda.

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Man I love those socks. It’s just not fair that some guy out there may have actually had sex with Brenda while she was wearing those socks, and that guy wasn’t me. Women like this are what I’m gonna call “blinders.” It wouldn’t matter how dumb she was (and for all I know Brenda could be a Westinghouse Scholar), or how annoying she was, it would take AT LEAST a year to get to the point you’d even remotely consider calling off ties with her. I personally think 10 years but that’s me.

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God help us.

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This is about as nude as you’ll ever see this site but I just thought I’d leave you guys with that. I had to. I think when she dies her breasts should be placed in the Smithsonian.

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Sep 25 2008

Today’s Twenty: Cinthia Moura, The Hottest Chick on Mexican Indenpence Day, and Ohio State Playboy Girls

Published by Brock Landers under Today's Twenty

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Click on the photo for more of this Brazilian babe

Now that I’m done making the fapping noise after seeing Cinthia here, let’s move on to more important things like the amazing revelation that Clay Aiken is gay.  Really?  Man, I was on the fence for a while.  Glad he cleared that up for us.  Thanks buddy!

The Twenty

Alejandra Espinosa is why Mexican Independence day rules – [On205th]

Ohio State Playboy Girls of the Big Ten party pics – [Bustedcoverage]

Kate Perry loves the see throughs – [Dirty Rotten]

Kim Kardashian’s Dancing with the Stars cry – [Drunkenstepfather]

Jaime Pressly is a worthy boner candidate – [Unibrow]

Zaira Nara is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Tennis is Erotic (wait until you hear the sound) – [Don Chavez]

Regina Feoktistova checks under the hood – [Camletap]

Eva Mendes spreads her legs – [Holy Taco]

This guy is up for Father of the Year award – [Tastybooze]

Pretty cool video of stunt fights – [Flabber]

Is Adrian Lima an underrated supermodel? – [Nextround]

Jessica Alba in a white bikini – [The Beer Goggler]

Three hotties make out for a t-shirt – [Macgsworld]

Online dating: Zoo style – [Zootoday] (NSFW)

Dita Von Teese and her wonderbra postcards – [Celebridiot]

A water cannon is a great source of revenge – [Losers with Socks]

Megan Fox is wearing a wet dress – [Blog of Hilarity]

Time to help a bald brother out – [Brahsome]

Seven NBA players that are very irritating – [Cuzoogle]

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Sep 25 2008

There’s Something About Amandine

Published by Brock Landers under Amandine

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I can’t even remember how I came across this French psycho type of a girl’s Myspace Profile but I’m glad I did. I feel like she’s one step away from getting about 50 offensive tattoos and winding up in porn. She just has that look. Besides, she’s posted nude before. Her name is Amandine and I’m not sure what that means. It sounds like a candy or dessert right? Ice cream and amandine. Is it Almondine? I’d like to taste any piece of her Amandine. That’d be nice. She actually has an official site if you’d like to peruse (plenty of nudity).

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She’s got some choices there doesn’t she? Looks like a remote control, a cell phone, bottle of champagne and a glass. I can only assume she’s drank some of the champagne, will be pouring it all over herself, turning on some kind of late night Cinemax movie, start diddling with herself, and then use the phone to call up all of her girlfriends for a slumber party. There’s no other possibilities as far as I’m concerned. Amandine. Love it. There’s just something about her. She’s really skinny, and doesn’t really have much up top and I love it. It’s like a 70′s porn thing. You know what? I haven’t had sex in a few days. That’s what this is.

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Yup. Like that helps. It’s that skinny look. Ever have that girl in college? She’s got a great face, gets hammered all the time, doesn’t even realize how hot she is and is dirty as all hell? Amandine just has that mischievous look to her. I find her equally attractive as a buxom blond or brunette who is simply busting out of her shirt. Just goes to show a seductive look and willingness to pose nude goes a long way. I’m curious as to what the nastiest thing Amandine has done in her life.

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Well, I can take a few guesses now. By the way, have you noticed how big this guy’s head is? Or does Amandine just have a small head? I mean that’s ridiculous. Poor guy probably can’t even wear a baseball cap.

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Yummy.

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Sep 24 2008

Today’s Twenty: Taryne Gets Bombed on Her Birthday, Farrah and her Weapon, and A Czech Beauty

Published by Brock Landers under Today's Twenty

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Click on the photo to see more of the infamous softball player Taryne Mowatt

What’s up team?  How is everyone feeling this fine Wednesday?  Dare I say it’s “over the hump” day.  Only two more and we have the weekend.  Guess what I’m doing (other than jerking off)?  I’m cooking Matzoh Ball Soup!

The Twenty

Farrah Sachs looks good with a gun – [COED Magazine]

Lauren Karnyaczki is one hell of a Czech – [Double Viking]

The 10 Hottest Moments in Braless Celebrity History – [Unibrow]

Kardashian’s ass is tremendous – [Dirty Rotten]

Lohan’s lesbian see through shirt – [Drunkenstepfather]

I’d definitely bang Scarlett Johansson in these pics – [Cameltap]

Heidi Montag may be annoying, but she’s hot – [On205th]

Marisa Miller’s Sexy new 2009 calendar – [NS4W]

It’s the naked fitness issue you’ve all been waiting for – [Zootoday] (NSFW)

Another round of Myspace Babe Vs. Celebrity Babe – [Tastybooze]

The phenomenon of mediocre NFL Players and Playmates – [Nextround]

The world’s most disgusting apartment – [Holy Taco]

Nikki Lee needs to be a wild orchid – [DJ Mick]

Nicky Whelan makes ballet look pretty sexy – [My Chill Pill]

Jessica Simpson nips through while taking a jog – [The Beer Goggler]

20 Reason why you should go to Oktoberfest – [Buge Hoobs]

It was a good try but this portrait needs to be better – [Derober]

Princess Madeleine of Sweden can handle a bikini – [Blog of Hilarity]

Hot chicks are a plenty on Burn Notice – [Cuzoogle]

How could this guy call someone dirty? – [Angry T]

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Sep 24 2008

Luv Tracy Would Take You on an Unforgettable Ride

Published by Brock Landers under Luv Tracy

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There’s just something I can’t quite read about Tracy.  And to me it’s a great thing.  If you look at her Myspace Profile you’ll notice that in place of a Hello Kitty logo there’s a skull.  You’ll also notice that Tracy has a tongue ring.  In addition to that, if you look at her top friends, they’re all kind of punk.

And yet Tracy has some sweet pictures of herself looking all prim and proper.  So what does this all mean?   I’d like to think it means that deep down Tracy is a bad girl.  She loves hanging out with her alternative friends, drinking, partying, and causing trouble.

But I think she also knows that if she wants to, she can pull off the sweet look but she’s not tattooed up like her friends, and doesn’t dress quite as crazy as all of them.  So what does that mean?  Tracy is smart.  She knows what she’s doing.

And I’m guessing she could be quite a manipulator too if she wanted to.  Either all of this is true or she’s just another girl who takes it up the butt.  I’d prefer the latter.

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