Click on the photo to view tons of hot drunk college chicks

Since we’re in some major football season that essentially means a few things:  1.  Much drunkenness on weekends due to college and pro football and 2.  Much drunkenness on campuses across the country hence some amazing pictures of wasted chicks.   Thanks COED Magazine for bringing us hundreds of them.

The Twenty

Veronica Zemanova: Giant Cans.  Enough Said - [Bustedcoverage]

Eva Herzigova loves her see-through bra - [Cameltap]

Selita Ebanks is the international hotness of my day - [Doubleviking]

Meet Mega Boob Katie Marie - [Zootoday] (NSFW)

Cheryl Tweedy’s cleavage is looking very tight - [Dirty Rotten]

Brittany Gastinau popping out in a very slutty shirt - [Drunkenstepfather]

Turns out Grace Kim didn’t tell her family about being in Playboy - [On205th]

The 10 Hottest Moments in Megan Fox history - [Manofest]

Danielle Lloyd’s model agency is off to a great start - [NS4W]

Crissy Moran gets my vote for a woman I’d go down on - [Holy Taco]

This is how the French celebrate touchdowns - [Tastybooze]

Padma Lakshmi is highly doable - [Nextround]

Remember the Vanessa Hudgens naughty pics? - [Derober]

The scariest eyes in the universe - [Flabber]

Hot Asian chick in a school uniform - [Bright Black Internet]

Abi Titmuss strips down for her calendar - [My Chill Pill]

Probably the most desperate woman ever - [Blog of Hilarity]

What in the world is this picture? - [Banned in Hollywood]

Alica Witt loves giving lapdances - [Macgsworld]

Ericka Underwood’s ass is as close to perfect as you will get - [Saltymilk]

OK maybe it’s because I just watched a really dirty porn movie and that’s just the kind of mood I’m in.  But come on guys.  Tell me what about Nicole Marie’s Myspace Profile doesn’t scream facial candidate?  You have to be kidding me.  Every single picture taken is self taken, shows cleavage and has that “bend me over” kind of look.

Facial.  Come on!  You’re telling me that the money shot deserves to be on the chest or ass?  No way.  No f-in way guys.  The face.  It’s the only way.  It’s the only acceptable outcome.  Face or nothing man.  I’d rather let it go into a sock and waste it if I couldn’t go the facial route.

Facial.  As light is to day.  Facial.

Enjoy more facial worthy pictures

Click on the photo to view these girls getting soaked

This past spring, Playboy U made its way down to Cabo for Playboy’s gigantic spring break bash, and was kind enough to bring a ton of Playmates with them.  Hey, it might only be October but so what?  When you have wetness, hotties, and alcohol you don’t hesitate….ever.  I really need a suntan.  Is that gay?

The Twenty

Wait, do I really need to say more than “Lingerie Football?” - [Bustedcoverage]

Marisa Miller shows the goods in Complex Magazine - [Cameltap]

Martina Colombari is a former Miss Italy…Good Lord - [Doubleviking]

Jayde Nicole looks great sucking on lollipops - [Dirty Rotten]

Lauren Conrad showing off the legs - [Drunkenstepfather]

Olivia Munn is already dressing up for Halloween - [On205th]

Can These chicks do a topless scene already? - [Manofest]

Adriana Lima looking pretty damned good for French Vogue - [DJ Mick]

An arrest that’s worth it:  Nude Bartending - [Don Chavez]

Christina Milian doing some sexiness video on her blog - [NS4W]

10 Great Reasons to grow a beard - [Tastybooze]

Donna Feldman really needs to entertain me at home - [Nextround]

Just look at the tits on Moran Atias - [Holy Taco]

Awww. you poor poor Bond girl - [Flabber]

100 Pictures of hot military babes  - [Bright Black Internet]

Is Jennie Garth all of a sudden hot again? - [Derober]

Kerry Katona takes it all off - [Zootoday] (NSFW)

The best Halloween Stickers for the Savvy Sex Offender - [Blog of Hilarity]

Brooke Burke is the hottest Jew out there - [My Chill Pill]

A hard night at the office for Kelly Brook - [The Beer Goggler]

If you look at her Myspace Profile, there is not one genuine thing about it.   Boobs?  Fake. Check.  Face?  Not one shot of her without a gallon of makeup on.  Check.  Works at Hooters?  Check.  The only thing that’s referenced are night clubs and pictures of her in tight clothing.  Check.  Modeling shots.  Check.  Me not having a remote problem with any of this check.  Be as fake as you want Miss Jenn.  Just know that A.  When you’re 40 your skin will look like century old leather and B.  I’d totally take advantage of you when you get passed out from the sure E you take on weekends.

And I’m sure this was a real evening.  These friends of hers definitely don’t look like social climbers.  I’m sure they’ve never posed in a picture with Ron Jeremy to “look cool.”  I’m positive they’ve never flashed some vajayjay during Mardi Gras.  And I’m nearly positive they’ve never hung out with a guy named Vinny who wears more hairgel than wax used to make these girls’ “cavities” smoother while being violated.

What are those, black and blues?  Come on Jenn.  We know you are fake but you don’t have to show off the fact that you’ve had work done.  We all know.  Man, what if this is a dude?  Maxim would have seriously screwed up.

Enjoy the pictures

Click on the photo to check out some NSFW pics of Rosie Jones

Is there even a remote argument at this point that the United States holds hotter girls than the UK?  I don’t think so.  The fact that I could easily jerk off to this picture of Rosie Jones just shows that when I get to the naked pictures, my penis just might fall off.   Good lord.

The Twenty

Hottest Teen College Student Cassie Keller gets naked - [Bustedcoverage]

So where did the term “Cougar” come from? - [COED Magazine]

Inna Meremerenko is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

How to get a sexy secretary’s attention - [Cameltap]

The little high school musical girls on TRL - [Dirty Rotten]

Alice Greczyn is gorgeous, period - [On205th]

A Megan Fox boobies shot - [Manofest]

Jennifer Lewis is the Playboy Cybergirl of the week - [NS4W] (NSFW)

This has to be the best tuxedo of all time - [Tastybooze]

With a name like Anya Monzikova she has to be hot - [Holy Taco]

A very funny take on the “Womanizer” video - [Flabber]

New Gisele pics! New Gisele pics! - [Don Chavez]

Hey that’s my logo.  Candice Michelle is a sex pot - [Nextround]

No bikini can contain all that is Denise Milani’s cans - [My Chill Pill]

Any excuse to watch Cheryl Cole is a good excuse - [DJ Mick]

Kate Beckinsale can make any man a moron - [The Beer Goggler]

Trying to live life like Scrooge McDuck -  [Blog of Hilarity]

Formula One WAG’s might be the hottest - [The Angry T]

Catherine Kluthe just gave me my third daily erection - [Saltymilk]

Jodie Marsh wants your sperm - [Bright Black Internet]