This may be a very obscure reference, but if you’ve seen the movies “Down and Out In Beverly Hills” or “Batteries Not Included” there’s an actress by the name of Elizabeth Pena who always gave me that vibe where I couldn’t quite decide whether I thought she was hot or not. One thing was for certain though. I always wanted to see her get nailed. Avy Lee Roth is about as close a match that I could find of a person that I can watch get boffed whenever I feel like it. For that I thank Avy Lee. I popped across her Myspace Profile about a week ago and debated when or not I’d post her. I think we’ll agree that she’s a fine addition. However, I’m a little skeeved out by the giant tattoo on her leg. Even so, I think that makes her all the better to watch. Note I said watch, not interact with, although I’m sure in an hour with her you’d get some funny stories.

I had no clue that she was a Spaniard but if you’d like to read her entire Wikipedia biography feel free. It’s a real find. However if you’d really like to see “more” of Avy I’d suggest checking her out at a certain Link Site and perhaps my bread and butter adult link. There’s just something about her. I gotta say without makeup and knowing that she takes on black dudes like a champ, I might actually be turned off by Avy. I just don’t know though. She has this mysterious face that kind of works for me. I just lost my train of thought.

Should I waste your time and write an entire paragraph here, or simply write something along the lines of “this picture rules” like every other hot girl website? This picture rules.

I’m telling you man. Elizabeth Pena. A piece from her blog about her birthday party:

“Sooo, It’s so fucking long that I’m just gonn apost some of the rock stars and porn stars that are coming to the event!! but don’t forget that ALL OF YOU ARE MY SUPER STARS!!! whatever the fuck you do with your life, I fucking love it, are you happy?? thats what it matters babe, love yah!! all of yah!! Somebody PLEASE BRING EMILE HIRSCH for my birthday!! hahahaha just kidding …” Imagine attending this event? Jesus.

Isn’t she adorable? I think the adorable stops right when you see the tattoo and right after 3 guys enter the room to put three penises into her mouth at the same time.

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