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Oct 07 2008

I want Fitness Buff Kirsten to Beat the Crap out of Me

Published by Brock Landers at 2:13 am under Gaspari Nutrition

Kirsten

I can’t say I really like Kirsten’s Myspace Profile.  If you go there you’ll notice that there’s a very girly font and extremely long story on there.  Or maybe it’s a description of her.  I don’t know and I simply don’t care what it is.  What I do care about is the fact that A.  She’s very hot, and B.  She could definitely strangle me pretty nicely.

Kirsten is a sales rep for Gaspari Nutrition and she’s also a fitness model.  My hope is that she doesn’t get too fit and look like a dude.  You see, that would suck.  Kirsten has that perfect blend of feminism (i.e. fake tits) and muscle tone.  The kind of muscle tone that one would appreciate a good tug here and then.

Looks like her friends are all body builders though.  I wonder what the bodybuilder crowd is like?  I’m assuming mostly vein and extremely dorky.  I just couldn’t see myself engaged in more than a 2 minute conversation with a guy who wears a 60 Long Sports Jacket.

Am I too off track here?  Eh.  Perhaps I am.  But perhaps Kirsten is a little plain for me.  There’s not enough material in these pictures.  But then again, there doesn’t have to be.

Enjoy

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