I want Fitness Buff Kirsten to Beat the Crap out of Me
I can’t say I really like Kirsten’s Myspace Profile. If you go there you’ll notice that there’s a very girly font and extremely long story on there. Or maybe it’s a description of her. I don’t know and I simply don’t care what it is. What I do care about is the fact that A. She’s very hot, and B. She could definitely strangle me pretty nicely.
Kirsten is a sales rep for Gaspari Nutrition and she’s also a fitness model. My hope is that she doesn’t get too fit and look like a dude. You see, that would suck. Kirsten has that perfect blend of feminism (i.e. fake tits) and muscle tone. The kind of muscle tone that one would appreciate a good tug here and then.
Looks like her friends are all body builders though. I wonder what the bodybuilder crowd is like? I’m assuming mostly vein and extremely dorky. I just couldn’t see myself engaged in more than a 2 minute conversation with a guy who wears a 60 Long Sports Jacket.
Am I too off track here? Eh. Perhaps I am. But perhaps Kirsten is a little plain for me. There’s not enough material in these pictures. But then again, there doesn’t have to be.
Enjoy


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