Let me explain.  First, let me get off my chest that I think it’s extremely annoying that in half of her pictures the address to Lauren’s Myspace Profile is written across.  OK let’s get back to business.   Lauren is the type of girl that is so damned good looking that I’d be infatuated right away.  I’d conjure up an image of her that doesn’t even exist.

Picture a story if you will.  A story of a young man professing his love for a girl.  Telling this girl how amazing she is.  Loving her for who she is, not what she looks like.  Understanding all the gifts that she has in this world.  A man like me.

OK now lets return from la la land.  Why?  Because this happened to me in college with a girl just like Lauren.  In fact her name was Lauren. I was obsessed with this one chick who was so damned cute that it blurred my entire brain.  And now that I look back?

All I had to do was be a complete asshole to her and I would have gotten her in about five seconds.  Same goes for this girl Lauren.   Just remember fellas.  90% of people in this world are dumb.  They’re not nearly as amazing as you might make them out to be.

Still doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as balls.

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