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She Calls Herself Tainted Desire, I call Her Pouty Lipped Lunch

Published by Brock Landers at under Tainted Desire

I think it’s time to move back to the old format on some of these posts. What do ya say guys? I think so. I just can’t express myself as much as I’d like without those crucial pictures to tell the story. So let’s do this shall we? Tainted Desire huh? More like Pouty Lippedness on a warm summer night….whatever that means.

In a few or maybe many more words? Here’s how I’d describe this chick. Same face in 99% of her Myspace Profile pictures. Those lips look dumber than more myspace douchebag males than I’d like to count.

Point Two of the evening. I know how push up bras are awesome and everything but come on! Look at the first picture and now this? This is purely unacceptable. Can you imagine the disappointment dudes must feel when the bra actually comes off and the tissues fly out? Sorry fellas.

Wait a second. If these are the guys she hangs out with then I’m not sorry at all. See you at the next “Meeting for homoerotic Vampires” convention. Good lord.

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