As I was rummaging through the archives and admiring old posts, I realized that there were a few way back in 2007 that needed to be brought up again.  While the posts themselves will be remembered forever, the Myspace Profiles of these ladies will unfortunately not.

Let us begin.

The Myspace Drunk Trash Receptacle

Man did I love this chick.  So trashy, so skanky.  And so not on Myspace anymore.  What a shame.   And here is the link.

Romy…Ohhhh Romy I miss You

Ah yes, the CFC Girl.  As me and my buddy say, a “CFC” girl. In other words “Cruising for Cock.” They are the types that get completely bombed and you could just see them scanning the par preying on dick They’re not the most beautiful but you know instantly that they’d be the fuck of a lifetime. And the next day you feel like a schmuck because you realize you should have talked to them but you didn’t because you’re a fleeting vagina.

I miss you Romy

Nosy Little Tiffany

Right as you scroll down on her Invalid Myspace Profile there’s this bumper sticker looking thing that says “I love my big fake boobs.” She’s also 19 and is from Massachusetts. FINALLY someone who isn’t Italian, from the Bronx or jersey, and has the tone “cell phone whore” about her.  My first non douchegirl.

I miss the good old days

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