» Jessica Ann Seems An Extremely Attainable Girl and Here’s How you Get Her

Oct 22 2008

Jessica Ann Seems An Extremely Attainable Girl and Here’s How you Get Her

Published by Brock Landers at 2:38 am under Jessica Ann

I’m from rockaway, not myspace. im crazy youll get a kick out of me gaurenteeddd. im a kick ass girl, down to earth but to those who hate me; i wishhhhh i cared im unique i dont settle for being ordinary, i like to stand out. i driven &have bigg dreamss and plan to achieve them ALL. i act and look way older than i am. i make my OWN moneyy& am very independentt. – Yes from that spelling and diction you seem very mature Jessica. In fact so mature that I’ve managed to come up with a manual on how to get you in the sack.

Let’s say you see a girl like Jessica Ann. And then after taking peek at her Myspace Profile it’s pretty evident the instruction manual for getting her is as follows: Start off with a large bottle of alcohol, a chaser, and some weird motel room. Leave the room. Allow Jessica to drink for several hours.

Upon your arrival back into said hotel room, if she looks like this, it’s probably time to make your move.

Yay!

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6 Responses to “Jessica Ann Seems An Extremely Attainable Girl and Here’s How you Get Her”

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WOW she’s really cute!!
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OMG HAHAHA classic post!!! total classic!
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