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Oct 24 2008

Miss Jenn Earns a Spot on the All-American Miss Fake Team (Not that it’s a Bad Thing)

Published by Brock Landers at 2:22 am under Anomalous

Miss Jenn

If you look at her Myspace Profile, there is not one genuine thing about it.   Boobs?  Fake. Check.  Face?  Not one shot of her without a gallon of makeup on.  Check.  Works at Hooters?  Check.  The only thing that’s referenced are night clubs and pictures of her in tight clothing.  Check.  Modeling shots.  Check.  Me not having a remote problem with any of this check.  Be as fake as you want Miss Jenn.  Just know that A.  When you’re 40 your skin will look like century old leather and B.  I’d totally take advantage of you when you get passed out from the sure E you take on weekends.

Miss Jenn

And I’m sure this was a real evening.  These friends of hers definitely don’t look like social climbers.  I’m sure they’ve never posed in a picture with Ron Jeremy to “look cool.”  I’m positive they’ve never flashed some vajayjay during Mardi Gras.  And I’m nearly positive they’ve never hung out with a guy named Vinny who wears more hairgel than wax used to make these girls’ “cavities” smoother while being violated.

Miss Jenn

What are those, black and blues?  Come on Jenn.  We know you are fake but you don’t have to show off the fact that you’ve had work done.  We all know.  Man, what if this is a dude?  Maxim would have seriously screwed up.

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5 Responses to “Miss Jenn Earns a Spot on the All-American Miss Fake Team (Not that it’s a Bad Thing)”

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  4. # snakeon 21 Feb 2009 at 9:59 pm

    dont be a dick ive known jen for years in fact went to school with her for quite some time. she may be fake on the outside but shes really a sweet girl. and yes shes alllllll woman. so dont talk trash when u dont know someone youre probably more fake than she is in a much worse way. oh and yea really nice the advantage takin part. so classy. but hey i guess thats the only way youll get ever laid. so howd u come across her u lookin for girls 2 spank it to or sumthin lmao

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