Where to begin…well I grew up in Houston, started hunting and fishing at age five with my dad…I was adopted at two days old. In fact I connected with my biological family in 2004. I love to travel…I shot my first black bear a few years back on Prince of Whales Island, Alaska. I’m a health nut and I love the gym. I got into the fitness industry a little under two years ago to start my fitness modeling/bodybuilding-figure career. I love to read, and I enjoy school. Being outdoors is my favorite place. I’m a smart ass, so get used to it.

Blah blah blah blah.  Does ANYONE find interest in this?   Come on Nicole Negrin!  It’s your body I want to hear about.

Now this my friends.  This is what Nicole should be all about.  Take that Houston charm.  Add some bad girl spice and do a little S&M.  Now we’ve got something.  And another thing.  With a body like that, how in the world does Nicole just not do a quick little skin flick?  She would be famous in about 3 weeks.  20 grand per anal flick?  Sounds like a good living to me.

Jesus.  AND she has skunked hair?  Man am I a fan of this chick.  Now I’m not confident I could have sex with my fiance more than 5 times a day.  But I’m 100% convinced I could pleasure Nicole Negrin at least once an hour on the hour for a 24 hour period.  God almighty that body is insane.

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According to Busted Coverage:

Now that Erin Andrews is 30, and has been around for a few years, we are losing interest. She’s like a running back who had a nice 4-5 year run and is now in the twilight of the career. Think Shaun Alexander. There were Pro Bowl years but fans begin looking for something younger and peppier. In the sideline reporter community that replacement is on the scene but you probably haven’t noticed. Her name is Melanie Collins – a recent Penn State communications grad – and she’s working for the Big Ten Network.

Nice work guys – I concur

The Twenty (plus one)

This is the best hot tub in the entire world – [COED Magazine]

Former Greek Playmate of the year Ionna Lilli – [Doubleviking]

Cindy Crawford is still doing it in French Vogue – [Cameltap]

The 10 Hottest Bond girls of all time – [Manofest]

Hottie Nadine Coyle leaving a bar drunk – [Dirty Rotten]

Gisele’s see through shirt of the day – [Drunkenstepfather]

Miranda Kerr in and out of her bikini top – [On205th]

Audrina Partridge getting dunked in a bikini on Ellen – [NS4W]

WWE Divas are all the more reason to like Halloween – [Don Chavez]

I do like the legs on Amanda Bynes – [DJ Mick]

Tribute to the naughty school girl – [Holy Taco]

PG Porn starring Aria Giovanni – [Bright Black Internet]

Anything with hot chicks in redneck hats works for me – [Flabber]

And we have another Myspace Hottie winner! – [Tastybooze]

Faith Hill still hot on the cover of shape – [Celebridiot]

A look into the future of the Lohan’s – [Derober]

And yet another lingerie moment with Kelly Brook – [My Chill Pill]

Sophie Howard has very big tits – [Nextround]

Bonnie Bernstein showing some box – [Brahsome]

A Canadian crush on Anne Hathaway – [Cuzoogle]

Paris Hilton’s panty shots are getting old – [The Beer Goggler]

I’m from rockaway, not myspace. im crazy youll get a kick out of me gaurenteeddd. im a kick ass girl, down to earth but to those who hate me; i wishhhhh i cared im unique i dont settle for being ordinary, i like to stand out. i driven &have bigg dreamss and plan to achieve them ALL. i act and look way older than i am. i make my OWN moneyy& am very independentt. – Yes from that spelling and diction you seem very mature Jessica.  In fact so mature that I’ve managed to come up with a manual on how to get you in the sack.

Let’s say you see a girl like Jessica Ann. And then after taking  peek at her Myspace Profile it’s pretty evident the instruction manual for getting her is as follows:  Start off with a large bottle of alcohol, a chaser, and some weird motel room.  Leave the room.  Allow Jessica to drink for several hours.

Upon your arrival back into said hotel room, if she looks like this, it’s probably time to make your move.

Yay!

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As my buddy pointed out so nicely “The Belgians are responsible for three things in this world: beer, chocolate and Ingrid.”  After reading that sentence I’m lead to believe something.  Belgium is clearly one of the best countries in the entire world.  I’m gonna go jerk off with chocolate sauce now.

The Twenty

Derek Jeter now tapping Minka Kelly’s ass – [Bustedcoverage]

November Playmate Grace Kim loves Guitar Hero – [COED Magazine]

12 of the Oddest Sports Endorsements in history – [On205th]

Stacy Keibler gettin’ leggy with it – [Dirty Rotten]

Boy Scouts offer to give breast exams – [Manofest]

The Nailin Paylin preview clip – [Drunkenstepfather]

Miranda Kerr making the UK FHM Magazine look damned good – [Cameltap]

And now for the actual nude pics of Grace Kim – [NS4W] (NSFW)

Here is some PG porn of the day – [Don Chavez]

A dozen hotties to brighten up this work day – [DJ Mick]

Great shirt to have when you get arrested – [Tastybooze]

Angela Lindvall does a Victoria’s Secret good – [Holy Taco]

I don’t care how old she is, this picture rules – [Derober]

David Hasselhoff never ceases to amaze me – [Flabber]

I love watching Keeley Hazell do anything – [Banned in Hollywood]

A porn queen whose got standards – [Bright Black Internet]

Photoshopping with John McCain – [Cuzoogle]

The weekend in tailgating – [Macgsworld]

Kristin Cavallari shows she knows how to kick – [The Beer Goggler]

It’s lingerie time with Abigail Clancy – [My Chill Pill]

Well let’s just stop at her Myspace Address.  That’s correct, she uses the term “Coutre Cunt.”  Honestly I really don’t care what that means.  Also if you listen to the song on her homepage you might vomit.  Cookie Jar?  What the hell is that?  What is this hip hop weirdness going on these days?  And what’s with these Vegas bitchy type girls that I absolutely LOVE?  Ugh.  I know how high maintenance she is.  I know she’d turn my brain into mush.  But I don’t care.  It’s more addicting than crack.  Treat me like shit, I don’t care.

And this is how the order of the world works ladies and gentlemen.  These are the guys who get to defile chicks like this.  You’d think yeah, she’s aiming for a rich dude.  Nope, she just wants the scumbag tattoo guys and to sleep around like the rest of us.    I feel like getting in the door with a girl like this is nearly impossible but once you’re in, you get to have a potential bukkake session because she’d be too hopped up on E to even remember.

Ah yes, this is her brother.  Looks like assholishness runs in the family huh?  Coutre Cunt eh?  I mean what world are we living in here?  Did I mention she’s ridiculously hot?  God damnet.

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