Nov 03 2008
Straight from the School of Lip Pouting and Fake Tans, Krazy Kris
Whadupp its kristen. soo i deleted my old myspace with 12k+ friends but krazyy kris is backk so hit me upp loserrrs.
Well other than the infinite amount of purposeful and lame grammatical errors in her Myspace Profile, as well as the countless flaws I can point out, there’s one thing you can’t deny: despite the fake tan, ridiculous faces she makes to the camera, this girl is 18 years old and would be a joy to have naked time with.
I mean come on. Oh and by the way, could this girl be more vain? There’s not one, not a single picture of her and her friends. Not one drunk picture for us? Just you Ms. Krazy Kris? Just you and that body? Just you in that “ouch, it would really hurt if you put it there but if you did I might scream and that might turn you on so let’s try it” type of a mood? Sweetie, you don’t know jack about jacking. Stop hanging out with little douches please.
I mean why these girls make these 100% retarded faces and somehow think it’s “hot” is beyond me. But I’m gonna stick to my claim. She’s got a body that will not quit and you can’t tell me that two hours of drunkenness with her wouldn’t be fun…assuming she didn’t say a word.
Enjoy the rest of the pictures
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Yeah, she’s got a great body, but so do several million other girls. This pouting shit is even more annoying than that horrible spray-on tan. She reminds me of this girl I knew back in the 80′s who was just fairly hot and so goddamned vain that she literally could not walk past a mirror without checking herself out. I haven’t seen her in years and I’m a better person for it.
Oh no! Is it dead?
WOW! Thanks!
Where’d you go? Miss your posts!
She would be a great date to the new Criss Angel and Cirque show entitled “Believe.” I’m working with Cirque right now and one of my associates who saw the show had nothing but great things to say about it. I got to see some of the behind the scenes footage on youtube.com/cirquelasvegas and was nothing short of impressed.
Trent – Yup, I like her too.
Frosh – I had to take some time off in Nov. (honestly, who files a restraining order these days?) but it’s all good now.
Thanks for reading!