One visit to Amanda Brette’s profile, and I immediately hate her for subjecting my eyes and ears to lame graphics and lamer Kayne West singles. I don’t know what you people see, but NONE of my browsers can properly render her monstrosity of a profile.

Seriously, what the fuck happened to dark text on a light background? And just because you like a song doesn’t mean other people will. See how pissy this had made me? To be fair, it could be because I didn’t get that remote control rocket ship for Christmas, but maybe her profile design is just that awful. 

I really didn’t want to be a dick today, but this girl doesn’t do it for me. Probably because she reminds me of my childhood hero Alf. 

Plus, she advocates slavery (something I gave up years ago).

Don’t get me wrong, any physical contact between her and myself would result in a hasty creaming followed by my signature Weep of Triumph.

I do like the view from behind better. Anyway, here’s the rest of the Amanda Brette Portfolio. Do with it what you wish.

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