Apologies for the lame title, but Misa Campo makes me silly (and horny).

Gorgeous, fit and exotic – Misa Campo is the exact opposite of the girl I hooked up with on the weekend.

Now I’m generally not a big God guy, but when something as perfect as Misa Campo crosses my screen, it makes me question everything. How can this NOT have been created, and why the hell didn’t Jesus look like this? Now that would have made for a religion I could worship daily.

Wiisa Campo? Alright, no more talky. She deserves better than shitty puns, so here’s Misa Campo’s Myspace profile and the best Misa Campo pictures gallery online:

Give me an H… Give me an O…

Ah, the Holidays are right around the corner and what better way to celebrate than with drunken girls in skimpy xmas outfits!

Meet Faith Nelson. You probably noticed her rack first. Me too. Plus, it looks like she’s got an itch. Oh well, I think I’d be more concerned if she wasn’t itchy. More pics in the double delicious Faith Nelson gallery!

And the rest of ‘em… no shortage of babes today. Yay, I like me Fridays!

Hottie: Melanie Slade Looking Good in FHM Germany [CamelTap]

Cool: Video of New Extreme Sport Fountain Surfing [Mannen]

Funny: 15 All Time Best Flight of the Conchords Songs [Manofest]

Hottie: Olivia Munn Does XXXmas shoot. Clever, yes? [DonChavez]

Hottie: More Santa Girls Than You Can Shake a Dick at [ZOO]

Wrong: Brants = Horrible Undergarment Idea [TastyBooze]

Hottie: See Angelina Jolie at 16. I think it’s OK… [BeerGoggler]

Funny: Stupid Kid Gets Hit in the Face With Ball [Derober]

Wrong: Woman Gets a Beating for Penis Sniff [BlogOfHilarity]

Hottie: Peta Todd Nude Pics Found (NSFW) [BoobieBlog]

A List: Cuzzy’s Ten Favorite Movies of 2008 [Cuzoogle]

Hottie: Miss Playboy Paraguay 2005 Has Still Got it [NextRound]

Hottie: Miss World 2008 Girls. Talk about Global Warming! [Angry T]

Introducing the voluptuous Heather Rae – talent extraordinaire! She’s a Playboy model, actress, sperm bank, and according to her Myspace profile, an esthetician. Wait, what the deuce is an esthetician? Interesting you should ask as that brings us to our fun fact of the day!

An esthetician specializes in the study of skin care, including facials, microdermabrasion, body wraps (relaxing treatments which involve hot linens, plastic sheets, and blankets), salt glows (an exfoliation treatment), waxing as a form of hair removal, cosmetic make-up services and other services with advanced training.

So there you have it, she specializes in hot salt facials. Heyo! Now it’s time for you to do a little estheticianing yourself as you study her skin.

Those are some awesome fake boobies but her nipple’s are a little off.

Slutty costumes much? I think that’s her in the yellow thing.

And the rest of Heather Rae…

If that’s not enough, here are some more babes from our friends:

Brazilian Twins Get Freaky Together [BustedCoverage]

Halle Berry Flashing Her Boobies! (NSFW) [DirtyRotten]

Sexy Girl Gives Santa a North Looking Pole [MyChillPill]

Awesome collection of Myspace Girls Taking Mirror Shots [COED]

Today’s links are almost exclusively hot girls. Check ‘em all out:

Hard to Believe Elle Macpherson is a Mom [HolyTaco]

Michigan State Girl Gets Naked for Playboy [BustedCoverage]

Vida Guerra Looking a Little Hookerish [DirtyRotten]

Hilary Duff Does Maxim Shoot [CamelTap]

Awesome Blond Jurgita Valts [Uncoached]

Rosie Jones has a Topless Calendar [on205th]

2008 Video Game Awards’ Hotties [DonChavez]

Kayleigh Pearson Will Get You Up [TastyBooze]

Penthouse’s Charlie Laine has a Smoking Body (NSFW) [DailyPOA]

Playboy College Girl Ashley Donahue [NS4W]

Nicole ‘Zinger Sexes up Maxim [MyChillPill]

Heidi Klum Does GQ [The Beer Goggler]

Melinda Messenger has Nice Double D’s [BoobieBlog]

Internet Tough Guy [LosersWithSocks]

Nuclear Explosion Caught on Tape [VideoSpud]

Kristen Bell Getting Laid Video [Mannen]

Today’s Myspace hottie is Courtney Leigh, a 21 year old college cutie from SC. She has her religion posted as “Christian – other”. I don’t know if Jesus would approve, but whatever the deal is, I don’t buy it. I bet she’s an absolute freak in the sack and that’s just fine with my imagination and right hand.

Here’s her profile for more pics and info, so stalk away friends!