Alright Obama Girl, you’ve had your fun. Obama’s been elected and you whored online like no other, but now it’s time to up your game. Now, you’re already a decent whore. Publicity whore. Marketing whore. General whore. Which is fine. Hell, if I looked like you, who knows what kind of mayhem I’d be inflicting with my ass and tits. I imagine I’d just walk around rubbing my vagina on things with a tin cup in my hand for donations. But this isn’t about me. It’s about you and your whore legacy.

So I say it’s time to scrap the cute act and get dirty. Yes you did Playboy, but do Playboy right. Better yet - do a porn. Make your new tagline “I got a dick in my butt from some guy who is not Obama” and sell it for $19.99. We know you film well, and this would be something to really remember you by.

Unfortunately for us, there aren’t even topless Obama Girl pics, so for now you’ll just have to use that imagination. And I’m not going to embed or link to any Oboma Girl videos. This is a picture blog, and until Obama Girl releases that porn, this will remain a picture blog.

You can help me help Amber by contacting her at the Official Obama Girl Myspace page. Here are the rest of the Obama Girl pictures.

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