I was right on the fence about whether or not to post 22 year old Lindsay Marie. Frankly, this girl scares me. I’m scared she’s going to track my scrawny ass down and kick it. Just fucking kick my ass. It wouldn’t even be a competition. But like any good professional, the need to do the right the thing prevailed. So at great personal risk, I bring you the feistiest girl this site has ever known  – Lindsay Marie.

Here are some memorable quotes from her Myspace profile:

“I’m Lindsay Mothafukin Marie.” Hi, I’m Brock Just Shit My Drawers Landers.

“I’m not like any girl you’ve ever met or ever will.” Probably right, as I’ve never been to a ladies maximum security prison.

“The difference between me and all these other girls…I’m way more than just another pretty face. I have brains. A killer personality and a crazy sense of humor.” I’ll give her the killer and the crazy…

“I’ve never been a Diva…I don’t get the point. So many bitches in this industry have such bad attitudes and they think that they just deserve everything to be handed to them. Not me.” Saying you are not a diva like all the other bitches MAKES YOU A DIVA!

And more from our little bottle of sunshine…

“I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am today.” No truer words will be spoken today.

“I can count all the guys I’ve been with on my 2 hands and still have a few fingers left over.” And you can use those left over fingers to keep counting.

“u can call me a slut all u want @ the end of the night you’re still just a jealous little cunt.” Alright, so you’re a slut and I’m a little cunt. Nothing groundbreaking there.

In all honesty, I doubt this girl is as crazy as she lets on. Whatever her deal is, she has some nice round plastitits and a tight little body. Not to mention she can party me and you under the mothafukin table. Bitch.

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