I don’t have a link to her profile for you guys, but this is Sami. Her hobbies include posting slutty pictures on Myspace and being cute.

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• Screaming at Monkeys Leads to More Screaming (VIDEO)
• The Best President Obama Headline! (LAUGH)
• Wicked Ass Nick Nolte Custom Credit Card (COOL)
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• Remember Brad From Home Improvement? (WTF)
• Interesting Face Art Things. I guess. (WTF)
• Busty Abby Brooks For Penthouse (NSFW)

Got Wood?

I have no idea who this girl is, but it’s obvious she chose that backdrop just so I could post her and be funny about it. Go me!

And Today’s Best Babes…

I wanted to post a hot black girl to honor the first Black Prez, but I just couldn’t find anything I liked more than this photo of scantily clad teen party girls. I guess white girls are just sluttier!

Be sure to check out this cool tribute to Letterman’s Greatest Moments in Presidential Speeches AND the many, many photoshopped Barack Obama Pictures. Good shit!

And The Rest of Today’s Hottest Links…

• Guy Catches a Sea Monster While Fishing! (VIDEO)
• Awesome Compilation of Hot Snow Girls (HOT)
• Fergie Looking Good in Bikini (HOT CELEB)
• Hot Blonde Model In a Thong (HOT)
• Hottest Playboy Playmate EVER? (HOT)
• Super Hot Tribute to Some Maxim Girl (HOT)
• Brazil Model Luma Costa… Mmmmm (HOT)
• Kick Ass New Music Video From Weezer (COOL)
• Miranda Kerr Dancing on Beach in Bikini (HOT)
• UK Maxim Hottie Landi (HOT)
• Jessica Jane Clement Will Give You Wood (HOT)
• Hot Athlete Girls Video Slide Show (HOT)

Jessica Burciaga, a favorite here at HGOM, is doing the March edition of Playboy. Yes, she’s butt naked and the Jessica Burciaga nude pics are everything they should be plus everything times infinite. Click here, or you are never welcome back. I mean it.

Other greatness on this super cool Monday…

• Great cleavage shots from a French Game Show. (VIDEO)
• Vote for the Hottest Female of The Planet 2009 (HOT)
• Amazing Ass Photoshoot With Jesikah Maximus (HOT)
• The 10 Hottest Quarterback WAGs of All Time (HOT)
• Rhian Has Great Naked Boobies (NSFW)
• Milf Monday with Rebecca Romijn (MILF)
• Retarded Teen Jumps Through Roof (VIDEO)
• Gisele Works the Runway and My Imagination (HOT)
• Californian Model Bree Conden (HOT)
• Miranda Kerr in Bikini (HOT CELEB)
• Sofia Georgiou is sexy for Esquire (HOT)
• Top 12 Fictional Presidents (COOL)
• Awesome Walk-in Closet for MEN Ad (VIDEO)

As much as I adore dream girl Kristin Marie, I have to admit it is good to be back with a dirty porn up and cummer (oh yes I did) like Riley Steele. At 21 years of age, Riley is cute, spunky, and screws like a true professional. A contract girl with smut company Digital Playground, Riley’s film credits include Naked Aces 5 and Pirates 2.

She lists some of her hobbies as “practice my oral and sexual skills in my school girl outfit” and “watch porn”. My kind of gal. We also know she digs chicks from official Myspace bio:

A self-proclaimed lover of sex, Riley took the traditional route and lost her virginity to a long time boyfriend, but this true bisexual beauty had her first sexual experiences in the form of regular make-out sessions with a girlfriend.

She used to figure skate which definitely explains that ass. We know how Borat feels: “Golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old.”

Hot damn! There’s that school girl outfit…

With at least three movies scheduled for 2009, it is clear Riley Steele has a lot of taped sex in her future. And I for one, will be right there waiting to download it.

Here’s the rest of the Riley Steele pictures…