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Jan 14 2009
You have to respect a girl that loves what she does for a living, and porn star Audrey Bitoni definitely likes the cock. If you haven’t seen one of her films, I’d get on that. Yes, there are better looking girls out there. Hell, better looking porn stars. But it’s the passion she brings to a good shag that sets Audrey apart.
Check out her Myspace profile and see the full Audrey Bitoni gallery.
Jan 13 2009
It’s never bad to look back at the year that was if it involves hot ass. UFC girl Arianny Celeste is just one of ten hot girls from 2008 Maxim.
Jan 13 2009
I was right on the fence about whether or not to post 22 year old Lindsay Marie. Frankly, this girl scares me. I’m scared she’s going to track my scrawny ass down and kick it. Just fucking kick my ass. It wouldn’t even be a competition. But like any good professional, the need to do the right the thing prevailed. So at great personal risk, I bring you the feistiest girl this site has ever known – Lindsay Marie.
Here are some memorable quotes from her Myspace profile:
“I’m Lindsay Mothafukin Marie.” Hi, I’m Brock Just Shit My Drawers Landers.
“I’m not like any girl you’ve ever met or ever will.” Probably right, as I’ve never been to a ladies maximum security prison.
“The difference between me and all these other girls…I’m way more than just another pretty face. I have brains. A killer personality and a crazy sense of humor.” I’ll give her the killer and the crazy…
“I’ve never been a Diva…I don’t get the point. So many bitches in this industry have such bad attitudes and they think that they just deserve everything to be handed to them. Not me.” Saying you are not a diva like all the other bitches MAKES YOU A DIVA!
And more from our little bottle of sunshine…
“I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am today.” No truer words will be spoken today.
“I can count all the guys I’ve been with on my 2 hands and still have a few fingers left over.” And you can use those left over fingers to keep counting.
“u can call me a slut all u want @ the end of the night you’re still just a jealous little cunt.” Alright, so you’re a slut and I’m a little cunt. Nothing groundbreaking there.
In all honesty, I doubt this girl is as crazy as she lets on. Whatever her deal is, she has some nice round plastitits and a tight little body. Not to mention she can party me and you under the mothafukin table. Bitch.
Jan 12 2009
I’ve got just the thing to celebrate all of you bending over today and taking it from your boss. First, we have these ridiculously flexible girls.
Next is Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin who was among COED’s most viewed posts of 2008. I can’t imagine why.
Jan 10 2009
Meet Piper. That’s right – Piper. And no, she’s not married to a Peter.
What do we know? Not much. Her profile contains less material than her shirts. I gather that she’s a decent person. Somebody who is not completely self-absorbed. Sure, she could be a huge bitch, but that would be understandable and probably very hot.
What else? We know she is down with the Jesus and plays a cowboy on T.V. (kind of like George Dubya). Oh, and she sings, then sells her singles on iTunes by showing her cleavage on Myspace. God bless capitalism!
What’s with the name? Not sure, but if she were to turn it into a symbol, it would be a nipple-less boob. Piper has the highest ratio of full boob showing to no nipple showing of any girl I’ve seen in a while.
My nipple beef - Why do we treat nipples like our illegals? Hide them away until it’s time to come out and work for the man. Screw that shit. If I ever have the power (and I’d say there’s a good chance), I’m going to make it law that everything be covered but the nipple! It would be forever known as Piper Law.
Here’s the rest of Piper for your viewing pleasure.
