I’m not sure who these girls are or why they are acting a fool, but they are hot and drunk, so we’re okay. If you like ‘em, check out all the Hottest Girls of the BCS: The ACC (whatever the hell that means).

Now Friday’s Best Babes and General Awesome:

• KFC Employees Can’t Help but Get Naked on Job (ARTICLE)
• The 10 Hottest PGA Girlfriends and Wives (HOT)
• Tila Tequila Is Looking Pretty Good These Days (HOT)
• Sarah McDowd is a model… and… well she’s a babe. (HOT)
• Ana Ferreira Does a Good Thong Shoot for FHM (NSFW)

Maybe I’m just a dick, but to me there’s nothing better than completely ruining a stranger’s day with a blatantly offensive t shirt. T-Shit Hell has some of the best offensive tees out there, so buy a shirt (or 10) and NOT only will be making the world a sadder place, but you’ll be supporting our little operation (we get a few bucks on each tee).

Some of the funnier offensive t-shirts:

See the rest of them here and THANKS for any support!

What a great opportunity to post this wonderful picture AND do a public service announcement about the importance of breast groping for lumps and nipples and stuff. You are welcome, World. Click her boobs or here for more pics of the smoking hot Katie Marie Cork.

Some Afternoon Delight

• Bikini Candids of Gisel Bundchen in Rio (HOT)
• The Law Cracks Down on Stupid Sport Guys (SILLY)
• 44 Porn Stars Who Twitter WITH Galleries (HOT)
• Women get $50k Each for Flashing Panties to Cop (SAD)
• OctoMom Slut Offered $1 Mil To Do Porn (SAD)
• Janessa Brazil Does the Naughty Teacher Thing (NSFW)
• Sabrina Rojas Does Shows Goods in Hombre Mag (HOT)
• Playboy’s Jill Williams is Natural by Pool (NSFW)
• MMA Fighter Gina Carano Does Maxim (HOT)
• Rape Can be Funny As Seen in CNN Clip (VIDEO)
• Wolf T-Shirts Are Actually Pretty Sweet (TEES)
• Why God Created Women - Jana Cova! (HOT)
• Dumbest Website Ever Gets Shutdown (TRUE)
• Spanking New Maxim Girl Danneel Harris (HOT)
• How They Pop Popcorn in Argentina (VIDEO)
• Perfect Female Specimen Aline Nakashima (HOT)
• Shamwow Parodies - Watch 2 for Price of 1! (VIDEO)
• Betting Site Posts Odds on Celebrity Twitter War (COOL)

Meet 20 year old Sarah from Pittsburgh. Sarah’s got a real pretty Myspace profile, but even more impressive is that she’s been posting sultry pictures of herself online since age 17. Three cheers for the digital age and low self esteem!

She describes herself as a “camera whore”. I’d say that’s a very apt description. And she knows some of her pictures may come across as a little “slutty” but assures us she’s a very sweet girl. I don’t doubt she is, but I’d be stunned if Sarah is not popping up nude on punk websites like this in a year. Stunned I tells ya!

A wee confession: I’ve had a semi-rod this entire article and this picture isn’t helping… or is it? Seriously, I like your style Sarah, and I like your friends, and your taste in boys (pics coming) is comical. So thanks for that too.

Best “dear god let this happen before people get wise” look I’ve seen in a while. Actually the more I look at this pic, the more I think I should forward it to the authorities. Whatever went down, that girl in the black woke up in a sticky heap of shame.

You can see quite a few more pics here, but you have to promise no masturbating to under 18 ones. Nevermind, you have to live with yourself. These are some of my favorite Sarah shots:

• The 10 Hottest Playboy Cyber Girls of All Time (HOT)
• Teens Who Listen to Slutty Music are Sluts (TRUE)
• Two Lingerie Babes Do Shoot For Loaded Mag (NSFW)
• Lindsay Lohan Topless Photoshoot (CELEB)
• Aaawwww! Monkey Thinks It’s People! (VIDEO)
• Alessandra Ambrosio is Retardly Hot (BIKINI)