Hottest Girls of Myspace

Feb 03 2009

The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace

Published by Brock Landers at 12:18 am under Hottest Girls Lists

It was a brilliant idea: I’d do an article featuring the best boobs this site has known! It would be a beautiful thing, where breasts and Myspace and readers’ hands would come together like never before.

Five minutes into my research and I hit a round fleshy wall steeped in nipples. Do you know how many great racks are on this site? Sure you do, but I was up to my neck in funtastic mammaries. I decided to narrow it down to simply the BIGGEST boobs. Of course 90% of Myspace girls have oversized jumblees, so I decided not to include girls that were too modely. In other words – no airbrushed boobies.

Even then, singling out the biggest, rawest, veiniest boobs was tough. Plus I’ve got kind of a shitty set of criteria now. Like how did veins get in there? Whatever, I’m tired and there is NO excuse for a boob post having this many words.

May I Present The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace:

Wendy was one of my very first girls I posted, and nobody forgets a first like this. She’s got one of those boob sets that boggles the mind. Hey, just found another Wendy post.

This is Mandi. She’s crazy. Oh well.

This girl Krystal Lina has issues, but man what a rack.

Nice boobs, sideburns! See more of Amber Campisi.

The alphabet does not apply to boobs like Denise Milani’s.

Our girl Nicole Marie loves the cleavage shots. So does me.

The one on the right is our girl Tainted Desire.

Danielle Mabelle is Asian and has above average breasticles.

Valerie has nice num-nums.

Sophia Rossi has some massive chesticles.

Okay, this one is to kind of throw you (and I apologize if I caught you mid-spank). I don’t need to state the obvious, but Samantha has some of the biggest sweater cows known to man. And no, she’s not particularly attractive. Still, I’d hit it. Fuckin’ rights I would.

Miss Penny Lane

Miss Penny Lane sports dairy pillows so big, she once supplied a small Cambodian town with milk for an entire month. True story! I’ve never officially posted this girl, so check out her profile for more pics.

Well, there you have it – the biggest best boobs of Myspace. I’m off to cash in my meal ticket now. Going to sell this list to a local back surgeon. He’s kind of a perv too, so it’s a great match.

8 responses so far

8 Responses to “The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace”

  1. [...] -Photos of the girls with the largest boobs on all of Myspace. I applaud this effort -Emanuelle Chriqui looks purdy in jeans -Girls in bikinis love Florida QB Tim Tebow -A gallery of [...]

  2. [...] [...]

  3. nhfalconon 04 Feb 2009 at 4:57 pm

    So, when are ya gonna post another Wendy issue?

    Just a thought…

  4. Brock Landerson 05 Feb 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I’d love to post more Wendy but she has shit on her profile for pics now. I guess we’re lucky to have what we do.

  5. Spewfon 05 Jun 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Never get sick of looking at these pictures although the second to last one is just not right… but the rest are!

  6. » [Hot Links] NS4W.ORGon 21 Jul 2009 at 5:16 am

    [...] 10 Sarcastic Dares – [ Funtasticus ] • The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace – [ HGOM ] • Too Hot In The Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties – [ Coed [...]

  7. » [Hot Links] NS4W.ORGon 22 Jul 2009 at 5:55 am

    [...] Emma Boughton is busty – [ Funtasticus ] • The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace – [ HGOM ] • Paloma Fiuza is damn hot!- [ Speed Monkey ] • Babes At The Beach Wearing Boob [...]

  8. [...] glad it’s not saying that stuff should be covered by insurance plans (as much as I like bigger boobs, I don’t feel like paying for yours), but why the hell should they be taxed [...]

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply