Feb 03 2009
It was a brilliant idea: I’d do an article featuring the best boobs this site has known! It would be a beautiful thing, where breasts and Myspace and readers’ hands would come together like never before.
Five minutes into my research and I hit a round fleshy wall steeped in nipples. Do you know how many great racks are on this site? Sure you do, but I was up to my neck in funtastic mammaries. I decided to narrow it down to simply the BIGGEST boobs. Of course 90% of Myspace girls have oversized jumblees, so I decided not to include girls that were too modely. In other words – no airbrushed boobies.
Even then, singling out the biggest, rawest, veiniest boobs was tough. Plus I’ve got kind of a shitty set of criteria now. Like how did veins get in there? Whatever, I’m tired and there is NO excuse for a boob post having this many words.
May I Present The Best Biggest Boobs of Myspace:
This is Mandi. She’s crazy. Oh well.
This girl Krystal Lina has issues, but man what a rack.
Nice boobs, sideburns! See more of Amber Campisi.
The alphabet does not apply to boobs like Denise Milani’s.
Our girl Nicole Marie loves the cleavage shots. So does me.
The one on the right is our girl Tainted Desire.
Danielle Mabelle is Asian and has above average breasticles.
Valerie has nice num-nums.
Sophia Rossi has some massive chesticles.
Okay, this one is to kind of throw you (and I apologize if I caught you mid-spank). I don’t need to state the obvious, but Samantha has some of the biggest sweater cows known to man. And no, she’s not particularly attractive. Still, I’d hit it. Fuckin’ rights I would.
Miss Penny Lane sports dairy pillows so big, she once supplied a small Cambodian town with milk for an entire month. True story! I’ve never officially posted this girl, so check out her profile for more pics.
Well, there you have it – the biggest best boobs of Myspace. I’m off to cash in my meal ticket now. Going to sell this list to a local back surgeon. He’s kind of a perv too, so it’s a great match.